Christman presents

[.270]

ok, since i got back from elk huntin', i been watchin' the tv. i know that's a dangerous thing, but it give me o' couple idears. last night they had this deal called a "deer view mirror". finally somebody invented somethin' dumber than the cough silencer. you see that thing? anyway, i figgerd it'd be a good gift for treestandman. or for rembrant. that way he could harass himself, if nobody else was around. and when treestandman falls outta his tree, he could look up at it and see how funny he looks. then there was the deal that made a noise like a cornflinger, it was popular a few years back on the huntin' shows. you used it when the batteries in the real cornflinger went dead, so's you could fool them ingnernt texas deer into thinkin' it was dinner time. i think that'd be a good gift for ol' bullwidgeon. if nothin' else he could coax them gooses offa the reservation with it. and to ernesto, he needs one o' them tapes of the bible, so's he can study it and still be lookin out for cula blanca. keep up the good work dude. and wear that blaze orange. maybe a blaze orange jumpsuit and 10 gallon stetson would be a better gift for him, so's them road hunters don't shoot him. and to them goat herders, some lion repelent and maybe a sheep or 2. just for giggles. and a map of places that absolutely nobody goes, so's they don't have to take abuse from jokers like me. or maybe little short topped "goat trailer". one thing about it, a 2 horse trailer would be like a 20 goat trailer. i'd say redrabbit needed more reloadin' info, but i don't know if there is any out there that he ain't already got memorized. maybe we could come up with some phony caliber to keep him busy for awhile. and firstcoueswas80inches, you need a girlfriend. you spend entirely too much time in this huntin' stuff for a kid. wait till you're older and have a wife hollerin' at ya for huntin' too much and neglectin' your kids and chores and job, to get all goofy over huntin'. that way it takes your mind offa the trials of life. mortgages, no good bosses, hair loss, weight gain, that kinda stuff. i think josh epperson needs a few spike antlers to go with all that other stuff he finds, and maybe a sore foot to slow him down some. ain't fair to have that much energy. just ain't fair. and to Amanda, all the luck in the world for keepin' this site up and runnin' and givin' us a place to bs. i know i left some folks out, but i'm tired o' typin'. takes me awhile, one finger at a time. so to everbody else, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. hunt hard dudes. Lark.

[.270]

then like a dummy i mispelled "Christmas". boy is my face red. Lark.

[Red Rabbit]

You're killin' me Lark. Too many laughs to start out the morning. Got any gift certificates left over from USO for stocking stuffers?

 

Doug Redrabbit

[CouesWhitetail]

That was great Lark!! When you gonna write a book that I can sell on this site? You already have a devoted fan base that would buy it. You are too funny.

 

Thanks for the good humor.

Amanda

[COUESAZ]

And to Lark the great huntsman. We will blow up a big picture of good old CHD holding one of his monster mule deer. to hang on his bedroom wall.

 

Very good Lark Very good.

[bullwidgeon]

Thanks for the laugh, I am first in line to buy "Larks book of BS" whenever it hits the stands

Happy Holidays everyone!

 

Bret M.

[.270]

i have a BS in BS. workin' on my PHD.

[firstcoueswas80]

dang man you know your stuff, i was thinkin the same thing about my self!!!!!

[galiuro mountain man]

Thats pretty good, I think you are right on the money.

 

GMM

[standman]

That's just too funny!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone here.

 

Brian