He Cometh!!

[ichiban43]

From the Drudge Report--Yes--I Drudge!!--BOB

 

 

He ventured forth to bring light to the world

The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers

Gerard Baker

 

 

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

 

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

 

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

 

In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.

 

And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth - for the first time - to bring the light unto all the world.

He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media. He ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kush, where the

 

Taleban had harboured the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world.

 

And the Child spake and the tribes of Nato immediately loosed the Caveats that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the threat of terror was no more.

 

From there he went forth to Mesopotamia where he was received by the great ruler al-Maliki, and al-Maliki spake unto him and blessed his Sixteen Month Troop Withdrawal Plan even as the imperial warrior Petraeus tried to destroy it.

 

And lo, in Mesopotamia, a miracle occurred. Even though the Great Surge of Armour that the evil Bush had ordered had been a terrible mistake, a waste of vital military resources and doomed to end in disaster, the Child's very presence suddenly brought forth a great victory for the forces of the light.

 

And the Persians, who saw all this and were greatly fearful, longed to speak with the Child and saw that the Child was the bringer of peace. At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy ploughshares.

 

From there the Child went up to the city of Jerusalem, and entered through the gate seated on an butt. The crowds of network anchors who had followed him from afar cheered “Hosanna” and waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet.

 

In Jerusalem and in surrounding Palestine, the Child spake to the Hebrews and the Arabs, as the Scripture had foretold. And in an instant, the lion lay down with the lamb, and the Israelites and Ishmaelites ended their long enmity and lived for ever after in peace.

 

As word spread throughout the land about the Child's wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.

 

And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.

 

The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for.

 

And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.

 

Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.

 

And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

 

Then the Child ventured forth from Israel and Palestine and stepped onto the shores of the Old Continent. In the land of Queen Angela of Merkel, vast multitudes gathered to hear his voice, and he preached to them at length.

 

But when he had finished speaking his disciples told him the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours they had waited for him.

 

And so the Child told his disciples to fetch some food but all they had was five loaves and a couple of frankfurters. So he took the bread and the frankfurters and blessed them and told his disciples to feed the multitudes. And when all had eaten their fill, the scraps filled twelve baskets.

 

Thence he travelled west to Mount Sarkozy. Even the beauteous Princess Carla of the tribe of the Bruni was struck by awe and she was great in love with the Child, but he was tempted not.

 

On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One.

 

And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.”

[audsley]

A masterful piece of work. Thanks.

[ronaldo]

WTF???

[az4life]

Let's take a look at what Obama-ssiah's family is like....

Obama-ssiah's Family heritage.

Aren't we all relieved this shows he is all about American Values and Ideals like his advertisements say.

 

If europe loves him so much do you ever wonder why?

Most Polls in european countries that ask about the US, show europeans want a weaker America.

Question answered.

 

My Candidate for President is Jack Bauer

[az4life]

One more item I got in email yesterday. It seems legitimate, but One note...

I have not been able to prove or disprove it's authenticity but will keep checking.

Just found out this is a fake.

Snopes - Obama ProofGiven Obama's stance... errr make that "stances" on so many things

it seemed believable. Here is the link to the proof, I am leaving the "letter" below so you all can see the

false info and avoid passing it on. There is likely enough real things that are worse anyway.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hello everyone,

As you know I am not a very political person. I just wanted to pass along

that Senator Obama came to Bagram Afghanistan for about an hour on his

visit to 'The War Zone'. I wanted to share with you what happened.

He got off the plane and got into a bullet proof vehicle, got to the area

to meet with the Major General (2 Star) who is the commander here at

Bagram.

As the Soldiers where lined up to shake his hand he blew them off and

didn't say a word as he went into the conference room to meet the General.

As he finished, the vehicles took him to the ClamShell (pretty much a big

top tent that military personnel can play basketball or work out in with

weights) so he could take his publicity pictures playing basketball. He

again shunned the opportunity to talk to Soldiers to thank them for their

service.

So really he was just here to make a showing for the American's back home

that he is their candidate for President. I think that if you are going to

make an effort to come all the way over here you would thank those that

are providing the freedom that they are providing for you.

I swear we got more thanks from the NBA Basketball Players or the Dallas

Cowboy Cheer leaders than from one of the Senators, who wants to be the

President of the United States. I just don't understand how anyone would

want him to be our Commander-and-Chief. It was almost that he was scared to

be around those that provide the freedom for him and our great country.

 

If this is blunt and to the point I am sorry but I wanted you all to know

what kind of caliber of person he really is. What you see in the news is

all fake.

 

In service,

NAME DELETED

PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD

THIS FALSE INFORMATION

American Soldier

[ichiban43]

I got that one too--but I can't confirm it either.--Doesn't really make any difference to me--they are preachin' to the choir. As many problems that I have with McCain--gotta stick with him.--BOB

[bobbyo]

WTF???

 

I think that is the stuff written on the Dr. Bonners Soap bottle. You know the hippie soap that is good for the environment in the camping stores.

Bob

[ruffcountry]

One more item I got in email yesterday. It seems legitimate, but One note...

I have not been able to prove or disprove it's authenticity but will keep checking.

Just found out this is a fake.

Snopes - Obama ProofGiven Obama's stance... errr make that "stances" on so many things

it seemed believable. Here is the link to the proof, I am leaving the "letter" below so you all can see the

false info and avoid passing it on. There is likely enough real things that are worse anyway.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hello everyone,

As you know I am not a very political person. I just wanted to pass along

that Senator Obama came to Bagram Afghanistan for about an hour on his

visit to 'The War Zone'. I wanted to share with you what happened.

He got off the plane and got into a bullet proof vehicle, got to the area

to meet with the Major General (2 Star) who is the commander here at

Bagram.

As the Soldiers where lined up to shake his hand he blew them off and

didn't say a word as he went into the conference room to meet the General.

As he finished, the vehicles took him to the ClamShell (pretty much a big

top tent that military personnel can play basketball or work out in with

weights) so he could take his publicity pictures playing basketball. He

again shunned the opportunity to talk to Soldiers to thank them for their

service.

So really he was just here to make a showing for the American's back home

that he is their candidate for President. I think that if you are going to

make an effort to come all the way over here you would thank those that

are providing the freedom that they are providing for you.

I swear we got more thanks from the NBA Basketball Players or the Dallas

Cowboy Cheer leaders than from one of the Senators, who wants to be the

President of the United States. I just don't understand how anyone would

want him to be our Commander-and-Chief. It was almost that he was scared to

be around those that provide the freedom for him and our great country.

 

If this is blunt and to the point I am sorry but I wanted you all to know

what kind of caliber of person he really is. What you see in the news is

all fake.

 

In service,

NAME DELETED

PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD

THIS FALSE INFORMATION

American Soldier

 

 

Snopes says opossums dont hang by their tails from trees

[.270]

bill the priapic, now that's funny right there. Lark.