Anyone else get their Stimulus Check?

[wish2hunt]

23 hours ago, trphyhntr said:

I didn’t get one. Wut do? 

You probably make to much. Not like us poor folks.

[yotebuster]

9 hours ago, NoBull350 said:

I just looked at my bank account and they deposited $6,900.00 ! Keep up the hard work my corporate clown my 9 kids and I are depending on you to keep that cash flowing  . Stay thirsty my friend ! 

Alright, I’ll bite.  A couple weeks ago you were making $1500 a day.  Now you’re making under $75k a year.   So is it $300k a year or $75k?  Fairly big difference, as a matter of fact if you made the bigger amount it would allow you to buy a tag that would allow you to legally shoot a buck in January with a rifle.....

[GreatWhiteBuffalo]

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IS TAXPAYER  FUNDED

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus.
It is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q&A format:

Q: What is an Economic Stimulus? 
A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q: Where will the government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.

Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?
A: No, only a smidgen of it.

Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.

Q: Isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart , the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* if you spend it on gasoline, the  money will go to the Arabs.
* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan,  or China.
* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.
* if you pay your credit card off or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

(1) Spending it at a yard sale, or
(2) Going to a ballgame, or
(3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
(4) Beer, Jack Daniels, or
(5) Tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)

CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale, and drink beer all day.

[wish2hunt]

14 minutes ago, yotebuster said:

Alright, I’ll bite.  A couple weeks ago you were making $1500 a day.  Now you’re making under $75k a year.   So is it $300k a year or $75k?  Fairly big difference, as a matter of fact if you made the bigger amount it would allow you to buy a tag that would allow you to legally shoot a buck in January with a rifle.....

I don’t think you can trust anything he says!

[trphyhntr]

1 hour ago, wish2hunt said:

You probably make to much. Not like us poor folks.

im living in poverty over here. 

[HuntHarder]

Phase out $ amounts are $99,000- Single and $198,000 for married couples.  Head of Household filers phase out at $136,500. This is of course based on your AGI not your Gross income. Pretty easy to bring down your gross income after some deductions.    Corona stimulus money does not count toward your income for this year, so it will NOT put you into another tax bracket.  

[NoBull350]

1 hour ago, yotebuster said:

Alright, I’ll bite.  A couple weeks ago you were making $1500 a day.  Now you’re making under $75k a year.   So is it $300k a year or $75k?  Fairly big difference, as a matter of fact if you made the bigger amount it would allow you to buy a tag that would allow you to legally shoot a buck in January with a rifle.....

Ok you got me . I was just trying to see who would bite . I didn’t get a dime and thank the lord I don’t have 9 kids. Can’t beat the over the counter tag ,spot light , and some good blow For the January hunt ........ or so I have been told . Stay thirsty yotebuster ! 

[ctafoya]

1 hour ago, GreatWhiteBuffalo said:

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IS TAXPAYER  FUNDED

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus.
It is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q&A format:

Q: What is an Economic Stimulus? 
A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q: Where will the government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.

Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?
A: No, only a smidgen of it.

Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.

Q: Isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart , the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* if you spend it on gasoline, the  money will go to the Arabs.
* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan,  or China.
* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.
* if you pay your credit card off or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

(1) Spending it at a yard sale, or
(2) Going to a ballgame, or
(3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
(4) Beer, Jack Daniels, or
(5) Tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)

CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale, and drink beer all day.

This is the only thing I've read in a while that makes sense. 

[wish2hunt]

1 hour ago, GreatWhiteBuffalo said:

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IS TAXPAYER  FUNDED

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus.
It is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q&A format:

Q: What is an Economic Stimulus? 
A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q: Where will the government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.

Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?
A: No, only a smidgen of it.

Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.

Q: Isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart , the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* if you spend it on gasoline, the  money will go to the Arabs.
* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan,  or China.
* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.
* if you pay your credit card off or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

(1) Spending it at a yard sale, or
(2) Going to a ballgame, or
(3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
(4) Beer, Jack Daniels, or
(5) Tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)

CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale, and drink beer all day.

That’s some funny shoot. But not very far from the truth.

[360 0r Better]

8 hours ago, NoBull350 said:

Ok you got me . I was just trying to see who would bite . I didn’t get a dime and thank the lord I don’t have 9 kids. Can’t beat the over the counter tag ,spot light , and some good blow For the January hunt ........ or so I have been told . Stay thirsty yotebuster ! 

This is probably the only thing you have said that no one will question and is 100% the truth.

[Big Tub]

11 hours ago, GreatWhiteBuffalo said:

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IS TAXPAYER  FUNDED

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will likely receive another economic stimulus.
It is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q&A format:

Q: What is an Economic Stimulus? 
A: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q: Where will the government get this money?
A: From taxpayers.

Q: Is the government simply giving me back my own money, then?
A: No, only a smidgen of it.

Q: What is the purpose of this payment?
A: The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high definition television set, a new iPad, or a new SUV, thus stimulating the economy.

Q: Isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A: Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart , the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* if you spend it on gasoline, the  money will go to the Arabs.
* if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan,  or China.
* if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
* if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan.
* if you pay your credit card off or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

(1) Spending it at a yard sale, or
(2) Going to a ballgame, or
(3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
(4) Beer, Jack Daniels, or
(5) Tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)

CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale, and drink beer all day.

You forgot guns and ammo.  Buy MURICAN!

 

[trphyhntr]

It’s my money, and I need it now. 

[Non-Typical Solutions]

 

[biglakejake]

1 hour ago, Big Tub said:

You forgot guns and ammo.  Buy MURICAN!

 

2 from prescott and 1 from florida.

[muledeerarea33?]

1 hour ago, trphyhntr said:

It’s my money, and I need it now. 

Must be slow at work if your watching JG wentworth commercials