WTT 6 pack of Charmin for custom rifle or 4WD

[CatfishKev]

5 minutes ago, muledeerarea33? said:

We tried it together....... you really need to stop mainlining heroin.

Cant do it. The fentanyl really gives it the zing I love. 

[Eagle mountain ranch]

6 minutes ago, CatfishKev said:

How'd you know I was gonna attach a douche nozzle to mine?

I dont judge.Lol . My question is what does one do after their butt is all full of water? 

[CatfishKev]

Just now, Eagle mountain ranch said:

I dont judge.Lol . My question is what does one do after their butt is all full of water? 

Is it not obvious? I go water the garden. 

[hoghntr]

5 hours ago, no worries said:

Unused 6 pack of Charmin TP. 

 I will trade for custom rifle or a 4WD vehicle. 
I can add a partial package of disinfectant wipes if needed.  
 

Jim you the man, this is a really gracious offer bud! Dang sure wish I had something custom to trade cuz the cold hose water is beginning to chap my arse and the pressure is causing other issues but I won't get into that...

 

🤣😂🤣

[Eagle mountain ranch]

3 minutes ago, CatfishKev said:

Is it not obvious? I go water the garden. 

Who wants to walk around with a wet a$$ at least in AZ ,talk about bubble gum a$$ in the summer. I'll pass ....

[muledeerarea33?]

40 minutes ago, Eagle mountain ranch said:

Who wants to walk around with a wet a$$ at least in AZ ,talk about bubble gum a$$ in the summer. I'll pass ....

It not only waters but it fertilizes too! But what do I know, I’m just a keyboard ninja awaiting something soft.

[CatfishKev]

1 hour ago, muledeerarea33? said:

It not only waters but it fertilizes too! But what do I know, I’m just a keyboard ninja awaiting something soft.

This guy gets it.

[rcdinaz]

Went out tonight Walmart and Lowe's running out of paper towels now.  Hey it is on a roll and they are bigger I guess.  

What is the infatuation with potato chips, almost emptied.  Apparently no rush on vegetables or fresh fruit.  

Another week and that 4x4 is probably yours. 

[AzDiamondHeat]

Was at Lowe's looking at drawer handles and every person in the checkout had at least one bundle of paper towells if not entire carts  full. 

I was embarrassed  for them. 

This is  getting stupid.  

[muledeerarea33?]

In all honesty, why toilet paper???

[Boarman03]

Because we needed a good laugh?

For many loose rear ends accompany the flu, especially Covina-19.

And we "free people" find comfort in being extreme at times.

And having some cash on hand, having sufficient fuel at all times is a little planning ahead a head.

And a .22 mag is a luxury, just "Rambo" your food or test your real survival skills.

Maybe that AR15,  AR10, or Barrett M82 50 cal will come in handy.

[Boarman03]

I may have to keep some of you "funny" guys away from my sheep. 

[Hunterjohnny]

13 hours ago, CatfishKev said:

Especially if your near powerlines

If the power is out are they just Lines?  And do animals still hang out under them?

[n2horns]

I have been pushing booze up my butt for years, fastest way to hydrate or get drunk.  

My recent mail order bride said she will marry me if I was a rich wealthy man with much paper.   I assume she means my money because I sure as shoot, aint giving her my TP.

[360 0r Better]

3 hours ago, Hunterjohnny said:

If the power is out are they just Lines?  And do animals still hang out under them?

No they still hang out under them but they stare up at them wondering were that hallucinogenic hum went 

But on another note none of us would need toilet paper if we all had animal arses they are self wiping