Edge Report post Posted May 16, 2020 Have we become a nation that has lost its collective mind! • If a dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him. • Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America. • Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are good. • It was cool for Joe Biden to "blackmail" the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it. • Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote. • People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves. • Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous. • People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees. • Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated. • Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome. • $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care is not. • If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free. • People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President. • We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us. • Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now. • Criminals are catch-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a violation of THEIR rights. * And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us "racists". 13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2horns Report post Posted May 16, 2020 I think Edge and Outdoor Writer need to write a book. They both nailed it this morning. I could have used them last night/this morning when I was working on an overnight install. Humor at 2am is priceless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edge Report post Posted May 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, n2horns said: I think Edge and Outdoor Writer need to write a book. They both nailed it this morning. I could have used them last night/this morning when I was working on an overnight install. Humor at 2am is priceless. I stole it but it struck a chord 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Outdoor Writer Report post Posted May 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, Edge said: I stole it but it struck a chord Me too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Non-Typical Solutions Report post Posted May 17, 2020 My cousin Kenny, got word Thursday evening he was in the hospital in Vegas, Covid19 not doing good! Got word this evening he passed! 63 years old rare lung complications at age 34! RIP 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swivelhead Report post Posted May 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Non-Typical Solutions said: My cousin Kenny, got word Thursday evening he was in the hospital in Vegas, Covid19 not doing good! Got word this evening he passed! 63 years old rare lung complications at age 34! RIP Sorry for your loss. 63 is too young, RIP Kenny. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PRDATR Report post Posted May 17, 2020 Sorry to hear that. Condolences to you and his family. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Outdoor Writer Report post Posted May 17, 2020 Avoid lab tests and long waits for Male Seniors during Pandemic when your doctor directs you to get a urine test, says Newfoundland Chief Medical Officer “With the unprecedented demand on Laboratory services resulting from CoVid 19, I urge Male Seniors to follow the directions below,” announces Dr. Janice Fitzgerald, Chief Medical Officer, Newfoundland and Labrador. Simply go outside and pee in the front yard. · If ant's gather: DIABETES. · If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE · If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL · If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS · If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CatfishKev Report post Posted May 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Non-Typical Solutions said: My cousin Kenny, got word Thursday evening he was in the hospital in Vegas, Covid19 not doing good! Got word this evening he passed! 63 years old rare lung complications at age 34! RIP Sorry to hear that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2horns Report post Posted May 18, 2020 Hungry for sports... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
