CatfishKev Report post Posted June 16, 2019 They leave their crap lay around the house, sometimes its sharp and you step on it barefoot. They put holes in drywall, and they hide food near the table instead of eating it. Sometimes they use a toy toilet to actually go to the toilet and getting most of it on the floor. They hang on towel bars and toilet paper holders rendering them useless. They throw things in the house knocking pictures off walls, deer mounts come tumbling to the ground, full glasses of water get knocked off the table and glass shatters. they swear they showered and washed their whole body, miraculously they did it with dry hair. As a father you will learn how to remove and install a toilet that's clogged with a teenage mutant ninja turtle shampoo, or a toilet paper rod holder, or maybe even a full sized trout. Your never going to have a back on your tv remote control EVER again. Anything you own which is shiny will forever be covered in sticky hand and finger prints. They will peel one of the buttons off of your electronic gun vault, even after having there rear end smacked several times just for touching it. They will stand outside your door and say "daddy, wook" and you ask what it is and he says.. "its a boogey!", they will go to the bathroom with mom in a busy gas station on the way down to rocky point and run out naked pants down in front of all the other woman and proclaim "I pulls on my weiner wank" the whole time while hes manhandling his lil jhohnson. They will fall into the lake right after you warned the whole crew they will be punished if they fall in the lake. One day they might shoot a roman candle at their own 10 year old boys feet and yell "Dance Cowboy!!", maybe they will even steal a big old stack of porno mags and try to sneak in the house walking like the tin man with 7 of them stuffed under their shirt (yes, even I have been a bad child a few times, and yes I got caught). They will promise to use their bb guns safely but come crying when they got shot by their brother, ensuring their own a$$ beating as well as everyone elses. They will promise to feed the new guini pig but yet "Sophie" tragically dies when your little boys was "just petting it". But then one day you will come home from work and your little girl will scream with pure joy and excitement "DADDY!!!!" and come running for you to pick her up! They will crawl up in bed with you and snuggle into your armpit. You will see them catch their first fish or harvest their first game animal! These are the momnets I live for and they all make all the bad moments seem like distant memories. Even after 5 kids and having a business which pretty much measures up to a pretty stressful life, I can honestly say, I would not give this up for the world! Happy fathers day dads. 8 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mocha1545 Report post Posted June 16, 2019 Amen Brother. Best thing in the world! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CatfishKev Report post Posted June 17, 2019 Luckiest dude in the world right here! First pic is in carr canyon of 35a in the Huachucas, second is shed hunting this year. All that was found were some bones and a horny toad. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edge Report post Posted June 18, 2019 Great looking family right there. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AZDirtyTaco Report post Posted June 18, 2019 I didn't want to read your piece before having a few minutes to really read it. Good stuff and beautiful family man! Sounds like a lot of us with a ton of great memories stacking up one after the next. Keep em' rolling and thanks for sharing! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heat Report post Posted June 18, 2019 Let the Tin Man have his fun! LOL! Honestly, sounds like my life story. Good stuff. God Bless Brother! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
