GameHauler Report post Posted March 9, 2008 Gunslinger & the Old Prospector An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?' The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to.' A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, 'Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and started shooting at the old man' s feet. The old prospector was hopping a round and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun. The old man asked, 'Did you ever kiss a mule square on the butt?' The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, 'No. But I've always wanted to.' The lessons from this story are: 1. Don't waste ammunition. 2. Don't mess with old guys. See, There is still not a good REASON to own a 270 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peckl1 Report post Posted March 9, 2008 Thanks after this week I needed a good laugh!!!! Lee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iwannakillsomething Report post Posted March 10, 2008 ha ha to funny thx for the laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tjhunt2 Report post Posted March 10, 2008 GH....thanks for warning others of us old guys. We might look dead but we do have a little bit left in the tank. TJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DesertBull Report post Posted March 10, 2008 I don't get it. Why would the gunslinger want to kiss Lark directly on the ***? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tjhunt2 Report post Posted March 10, 2008 I don't get it. Why would the gunslinger want to kiss Lark directly on the ***? DesertBull...........now that's funny! TJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billrquimby Report post Posted March 11, 2008 In a similar vein .... A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back by yourself," he added. "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. Let's see you do it." The older worker reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right, dumb butt, get in." Do you need more proof that old farts are not to be messed with? Bill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
