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86'd from the game and fish office

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well, after the fiasco o' me tellin' the clerks at the game and fish office that i was KGAINES and insultin' their mammas and stuff, they put up a sign with my photo on it with a red circle and slash through it and will no longer let me in. sorry sob's. i tried combin' my hair, takin' a bath, nothin' would fool em. then i thought of a good trick. i shaved my butt and walked in backwards and everybuddy in there goes, "HEY BULLWIDGEON, HOW YA DOIN'? AIN'T SEEN YA IN AWHILE". i am just entirely too tricky fer the average bunny sherrif. Lark.

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Lark you ain't kidding I went in there and was trying to get a tag and when they seen my name they started yelling at me, they told me to keep my great great granddad out of here, said they knew that because we had the same name, asked me how a senile old man like that was allowed be out of the rest home like that.

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Hey, where the heck is bullwidgeon these days?

 

Amanda

 

He and his grandfather and I went out three weeks ago to try to find me a javelina between my visits to hospitals, but I have no idea why he's not been seen here for a while.

 

Incidentally, I found a nice whitetail shed one of the two days I went out.

 

Bill Quimby

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