Non-Typical Solutions Report post Posted December 20, 2017 http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/12/20/ho-ho-what-mainstream-media-heralds-book-depicting-santa-claus-as-gay-black-man.html Ho! Ho! What?!? Mainstream media heralds book depicting Santa Claus as a gay black man Mrs. Claus is now a mister in a new gay-themed Christmas storybook for children that has CNN and the rest of the Mainstream Media all aflutter. “Santa’s Husband” tells the story of a black Kris Kringle and his white husband living in holy matrimony at the North Pole. Click here for a free subscription to Todd’s newsletter: a must-read for Conservatives! I don’t mean to curdle your egg nog, but the storybook was written for children as young as four-years-old. Yes, good readers. Now you can tuck in your preschoolers on Christmas Eve and regale them with tales of Frosty and the Sugar Plum Fairy and a jolly old gay elf who slides down chimneys and stuffs holiday stockings. “As this charming book reminds us, Santa Claus can come in all shapes and colors and sizes – just like the children and families he visits all over the world each Christmas Eve,” read a description of the book on Amazon.com. Author Daniel Kibblesmith, a writer for “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert”, told CNN he was inspired to write the book to “by the annual tradition we have in this country of pretending that there’s a giant war on Christmas, and that traditional Christmas is under attack.” Mr. Kibblesmith also took exception with the generally-held belief that Santa Claus is a white guy. “We were reading all of the news about Mall of America hiring a black Santa Claus last year and me and my now wife made a joke on Twitter that if we ever had a child they would only know about black Santa Claus and if they saw a white Santa Claus at the mall we would just explain ‘Well, that’s his husband,'” he told CNN. Mr. Kibblesmith’s politically-correct version of Santa Claus is all the rage among Mainstream Media types – pretty much the same crowd that celebrates depictions of Jesus as a gay man. The book is “as true and humble a Christmas tale as any Santa enthusiast could want,” declared Chicago Tribune writer Rex Huppke. “And that is the beauty of this holiday tale,” he wrote. “The fact that Santa Claus is black and gay has little bearing on the story. What it’s really about is accepting that every family sees Christmas in a different way.” Esquire.com heralded the book as “war on Christmas trolling at its finest.” “The all-ages book about a black, gay Santa takes on the Yuletide zealots with a warm smile,” one headline screamed. “In a lot of ways, it was just a reaction to people who wanted to police Christmas and keep it all to themselves, without acknowledging the reality of how diverse the country is, and how diverse our traditions have become—not just with people from different religions, but just with pop culture becoming one of the driving forces behind it,” Mr. Kibblesmith told Esquire. Mr. Kibblesmith does not offer any advice for parents on how to address questions that might arise from curious youngsters. Like, for example, why does Mrs. Claus have a beard? Well, I suppose it could’ve been worse. Santa could’ve been married to a gender fluid, androgynous elf or a non-binary reindeer with a red nose. Lord have mercy on us!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oz31p Report post Posted December 20, 2017 I don’t know Santa Claus is an exactly sacred as far as I’m concerned. He’s the number one cause of the bastardization of the Christian holiday. If the liberals want him we should thank them for taking him. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lancetkenyon Report post Posted December 20, 2017 I am not a gay black man with a white husband. Yet, I am Santa Claus at my house. Ask my 15, 26, and 30 year old kids. They will all tell you I bring the gifts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delw Report post Posted December 20, 2017 One I 1st click on the thread to read this , I instantly thought of this movie and scene I have no idea why. other than its funnier than crap. one of the sadist days of my life is when the kids figured out there was no Santa Clause. But on the bright side one believed in the tooth fairy for another 3 years after that. cause I used to sprinkle(car paint hi-light powder) fairy dust n her room LMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SunDevil Report post Posted December 20, 2017 they also have a Valentines book. Cupid is transgender. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildwoody Report post Posted December 20, 2017 I yi yi.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
300RUM Report post Posted December 21, 2017 I thought Brown Santa was UPS bringing me goodies. Did I get confused somewhere? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muledeerarea33? Report post Posted December 21, 2017 I dont want to hear this crap! The next generation needs the same humble and inocent lies about Santa that we got growing up! Anyone ever heard of morals and tradition!!!! Goodness sake. And merry Christmas (NOT HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trphyhntr Report post Posted December 21, 2017 I don’t know Santa Claus is an exactly sacred as far as I’m concerned. He’s the number one cause of the bastardization of the Christian holiday. If the liberals want him we should thank them for taking him. bah humbug Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Sparky Report post Posted December 21, 2017 If I don't have anything nice to say, then say nothing at all. NOTHING AT ALL. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azruger Report post Posted December 21, 2017 I definitely have nothing nice to say about this....... some things need to stay sacred.... it's going too far now. My kids will not learn of this nor practice it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bojangles Report post Posted December 21, 2017 He writes for Colbert, no surprise there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AzDiamondHeat Report post Posted December 21, 2017 I wonder when the protests and movements will start for this blatant appropriation of culture..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Non-Typical Solutions Report post Posted December 21, 2017 I wonder when the protests and movements will start for this blatant appropriation of culture..... That only happens if it is going the other direction........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TOBY Report post Posted December 21, 2017 Freedom of the press. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
