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Word Games and the Lexicon of Denial

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A buddy of mine stopped by a fitness clothing shop to buy some birthday presents for his wife. She is a VERY fit woman (him, much less so) and in need of a few new running outfits.

 

The lady at the store told my friend she could direct him to the right department but had a few questions. She prodded him several times about the "running" that his wife did and after asking the same question about six different ways, when finally my buddy says HEY - she runs - a lot - she just finished a 13.1 pushing a stroller - why do you keep asking about her running?

 

To which the lady replied: I'm just making sure I send you to the right department. I wondered if she needed athletic clothing or if she needed ATH-LEISURE clothing. :lol:

 

 

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So there I am at the outlet mall, getting some self-depricating jokes out of my new found word - asking for ath-leisure gear everywhere I go and some lowlife steals my bag of shoes.

 

However - sucks to be him - I was wearing the new ones. Hope you enjoy those sweaty broke-down good only for floating the river shoes.

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