Non-Typical Solutions Report post Posted January 24, 2017 My son sent this one to me, made me laugh!!!http://www.allenbwest.com/allen/coyote-principle-brilliantly-illustrates-difference-red-blue-statesTHE COYOTE PRINCIPLECaliforniaThe Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state 200 testing it for diseases and 500 for relocating it.He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State 200 testing it for diseases.The Governor goes to hospital and spends 3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a 100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.The Governor spends 50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.The State Legislature spends 2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease through out the world.The Governor′s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.The state spends150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a 5millionsuitagainstthestate. Texas The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. The buzzards eat the dead cotote!And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not. 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5guyshunting Report post Posted January 25, 2017 Priceless!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOWUNTR Report post Posted January 25, 2017 Surprisingly true.... Ed F Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
300RUM Report post Posted January 25, 2017 Common sense is a controlled substance in California. Not very many prescriptions are given out. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke-BE Report post Posted January 25, 2017 After we Californians get out of our safe place because we grieved for that coyote we will riot and destroy property, and call the governor a raciest, animal hater, murder, how come you have a right to carry a gun,! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2horns Report post Posted January 26, 2017 Im visiting my dad in So Cal and my sister tells me in 2nd grade they start teaching kids about trannies, bi and tri sexual and which bathroom to use or what not to do when a chick us stanidin at the urinal wuth ine hand on the wall. They even charge 10 cents for bags at the grocery store, state is nuts and fikked with crazy sheeple. I told my sister to have her kids wear my moms fur coats to school. My niecez at 3 and 5 know I carry a knife fish and hunt. The 5 year old loves to fish and eat sashimi tuna ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
