maximus Report post Posted December 23, 2016 With the holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my family and friends about drinking and driving. As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice white wine. Feeling jolly, I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before ----- I took a cab home. Sure enough, on the way home, there was a police road block, but since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it. Have a Merry Christmas. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Browns Report post Posted December 23, 2016 Great reminder and funny! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WallHanger Report post Posted December 23, 2016 Good thinking! Merry Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonecollector Report post Posted December 23, 2016 Merry christmas! Don't be a Michael Floyd 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
25-06 Report post Posted December 23, 2016 ? I am not sure what to make of this post, is it supposed to be a joke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muledeerarea33? Report post Posted December 23, 2016 ? I am not sure what to make of this post, is it supposed to be a joke?its a joke, your too drunk to get it. Put your beer and phone down and drive bud. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5guyshunting Report post Posted December 23, 2016 ? I am not sure what to make of this post, is it supposed to be a joke?its a joke, your too drunk to get it. Put your beer and phone down and drive bud. l just spilled my beer. "JSMB". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edge Report post Posted December 23, 2016 ? I am not sure what to make of this post, is it supposed to be a joke? It's a double entendre of a more satirical or whimsical nature rather than from a more traditional risque approach. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattys281 Report post Posted December 23, 2016 Merry christmas everyone. Be safe and make it home to your loved ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adicted Report post Posted December 23, 2016 Guys get the UBER app on your phone. Bery easy and no money involved. Just bills your credit card. I took it 11 times in san diego last weekend 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allforelk Report post Posted December 23, 2016 ? I am not sure what to make of this post, is it supposed to be a joke? Clever rendition of a very old joke(in theory). Still funny either way(in theory). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DUG Report post Posted December 23, 2016 Everybody thinks it won't happen to them. I don't have 10K$ to throw at a DUI. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigorange Report post Posted December 23, 2016 Merry Christmas...nice personalized version of the joke. Uber and Lyft are the way to go...not worth a DUI or worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trophyseeker Report post Posted December 24, 2016 Good job! MERRY CHRISTMAS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DesertBull Report post Posted December 24, 2016 Everybody thinks it won't happen to them. I don't have 10K$ to throw at a DUI. Or 8-12 years for vehicular man slaughter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
