The Alligator

[CHD]

An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm with a

nice pond in the back. It was fixed up nice: picnic

tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach

trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down

to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and

look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring

back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard

voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came

closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny

dipping in his pond. He made some noise so the women

would be aware of his presence and they all went to

the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to

him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch

you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond

naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to

feed the alligator."