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Happy BirthDay Marines!!!

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Happy birthday to the American Marine Corps, Standing Tall since 1775...

 

No ball for me today, but I'll be sure to have some cake and cold one's, remembering the best times and the worst times, friends no longer here and the knowledge that these HDMF'er's are out there doing Gods work...

 

Semper Fi my Brothers...

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Safety Brief: (for E-4Mafia at Marine Corps Birthday Ball)

Learn from those that have been there before, dont make the same mistakes, be a mentor to other's...

 

Check egress points BEFORE downing that first adult beverage.

Enlisted wives/gf's are off-limits (today only), Officers wives/GF's, as always, are fair game anytime.

If the fat-lady sings, all drink and try to gain those fat-lady panties for display on company wall.

MP's are NOT your personal punching-bags, though loud-mouth civies can be.

If in an untennable poss, Rally-up, push through, causing maximum chao's and mayhem en route, then rally-up at closest stripp club for sit-rep/after action reports/more adult bev's...

 

If you are brought before the First sausage in the morning to explain your actions on, remember... Deny everything, admit nothing, make counteraccusations...

 

(Though it can help you ID what the hheck you ate from that smokey street vender outside the gate. Do NOT puke of the First Sarg'nt's shoes, he hates it when you puke on his shoes...)

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