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Nooooo... Jury Duty!

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Show up in full camo / face paint and smelling of elk in estrus urine

 

You're dismissed

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They got a list of everyone who drew tags and are putting them on jury duty. A new tactic of the PETA crowd.

 

Two words, CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE!

 

Under normal circumstances I'd say go. It's an interesting experience and a civic responsibility. But in your case, no chance in heck I'd show up for this. People no show all the time. Just don't ever contact them and give them proof you received the summons and you have nothing to worry about.

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What will suck more is if you're chosen

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Never got it. Lost in the mail. Never signed for it...etc etc.. :)

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Let out a big roaring bugle with plenty of glunks and chuckles as you enter the jury room.

 

You're dismissed

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When they call your name, yell out LETS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

 

 

You're dismissed

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The last time I was summoned for jury duty I also had a hunt, I just called the number on card and told them I had a vacation scheduled, they excused me and said my name would get back into the pool.

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Anything deemed legal not sent by summons, or some type of mail guaranteeing the individual receipt to the named person is no longer legal.

 

Mail gets lost and misdelivered every day

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Point guard?

 

I served 4 mos on a jury 11 years ago. It was tough and emotional but we the jury did our job.

I read the other day where some liberal judge overturned our sentence and gave the murdering bastard a life sentence. So who needs juries?

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Never got it. Lost in the mail. Never signed for it...etc etc.. :)

Been ignorin those for years. If you dont sign for they cant proove u received it.

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