MT_Sourdough Report post Posted August 9, 2016 After a full day of chasing elk up and down the mountains around my family's ranch, I was walking home extremely worn out and dragging butt. On my way home as the sun started to dip behind the mountains, I passed by a section of our property where beavers had moved in and started damming up some of our most productive hayfield. As I walked by, I could see a big V moving through the water. I raised my rifle and at about 100 yards with open irons, I set the front sight just in front of the V and squeezed off a shot. The beaver just rolled over. I went down there and there was a hole right behind it's ear. Huge beaver and maybe the best/luckiest shot in my life. Did ya get some beaver tail?As I could screw up a two car parade, I let it freeze and then when it thawed it got funky before I skinned it. Darn thang stunk to high heaven and I couldn't stomach it. I was 13 and had a lot to learn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pine Donkey Report post Posted August 9, 2016 https://youtu.be/fRfs8LD-GS8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattys281 Report post Posted August 9, 2016 Some people just aren't happy unless they're messing with somebody else. It has nothing at all to do with their 'cause' or whatever, they just like to feel powerful by screwing with others and making people conform to their wishes. Imagine how proud that sow was with herself when she saw that truck leave. Probably couldn't wait to share with all her social media friends what a warrior of feminism she is. Pathetic. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MathewQuigly Report post Posted August 9, 2016 Bahahahahahahaha I needed a laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allforelk Report post Posted August 9, 2016 I wore my Beaver Street Brewery shirt today because of this thread. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Non-Typical Solutions Report post Posted August 9, 2016 Edge is right.....I need to go to more bars......I don't get it? What is wrong with Beaver, NV??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5guyshunting Report post Posted August 9, 2016 We need to resurrect "Big Johnson" 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeke-BE Report post Posted August 9, 2016 Fat Linda's are ruining this world. My boss had to take down a FB video because one lady in our office thought she sounded "provocative" This Fat Linda made it a point to even go home and show her husband the video and he agree with her as well. Man that poor dude. I really think their should be a state set aside for ladies like this and then just a TON, and i mean a Ton of cats, ice cream and some mush head TV stations. There is a state! It's called California Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allforelk Report post Posted August 10, 2016 Just had to say I wore the previously mentioned shirt to have a pint with a fellow member. This guy who offered to help on my blatant e-scout request for crappie knowledge. I appreciate the starting points and it will stay tight to the vest. Thanks for being a solid dude and a pleasure to meet you CouesPursuit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AverageJoe Report post Posted August 10, 2016 Interesting...on the other hand, when are men gonna become men again and act like role models and someone they would be proud for their son to turn out like? A huge problem in this country is lack of leadership and lack of men who act like grown men. Really?? Talking about beavers like we are still 16 yr old boys and gossiping like a bunch of women? I am not one to get offended, but definitely one to hold men to a higher standard than what has become the modernly acceptable metrosexual excuse for a man. We need to be role models, leaders in our communities, not afraid to speak up and stand for what is right no matter the cost. Elections arent going to change anything. Men as leaders in our small communities is what can start to turn this country around. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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firstcoueswas80 Report post Posted August 10, 2016 I'm offended by the fat Linda's being offended by things that don't offend me. I'm offended because I don't know if that's supposed to offend me or not, so to make sure I'm just going to be offended. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WampusCat Report post Posted August 10, 2016 First step is not bending to the will of the whiners. If he moved the truck then they won in their minds. Now they are off looking for the next thing to be offended by and assert their social dominance over. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingzero Report post Posted August 11, 2016 Fat Linda's are everywhere. Sometimes it's easy to recognize them and sometimes they are disguised and blend in with the rest of us "normal" folk. However, there are certain trigger words than can twist up a Fat Linda's parachute panties faster than a scalded....beaver. The first word that comes to mind is Elkgasm. You remember the Elkgasm thread right? I was dumbfounded by the ammount of mens-men hunters and sportsmen that jumped at the chance to go all "Fat Linda" over 7 letters printed on a T-shirt. All the "what if my kid sees this" and "this is just as bad as Horn Porn" garbage. That thread was gold and gave me the chance to send a couple of the resedent Fat Linda's into a more self righteous tail spin. Now I could be wrong (happens frequently) but I think I recognize a couple of the Elkgasm Linda's here bromancing it up in support of beavers everywhere. Perhaps they are trying to work themselves back into the folds of sanity and common sense. Also.....did he move his truck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites