Snapshot Report post Posted May 27, 2016 Ouch! BANGKOK (AP) — A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 3-meter (10-foot) python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet. Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover. But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal. The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out. Emergency workers dismantled the Asian-style squat toilet, with the python still twined through it. The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath. Doctors said Attaporn, bloodied but unbowed, will recover. "He has a really good attitude... even though his own wife and children were in shock. He's been smiling and giving interviews all day from his bed." hospital director Dr. Chutima Pincharoen said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DesertBull Report post Posted May 27, 2016 "The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil Beavers Report post Posted May 27, 2016 Technically the python is gay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DesertBull Report post Posted May 27, 2016 Technically the python is gay Its not gay, if you are underway....... US Navy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edge Report post Posted May 27, 2016 Technically the python is gay Explains the regions booming ladyboy population. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PelaPapas Report post Posted May 27, 2016 Ouch! I probably would've passed out as soon as that snake latched on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allforelk Report post Posted May 27, 2016 Hahahahaha, Bangkok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edge Report post Posted May 27, 2016 Ouch! I probably would've passed out as soon as that snake latched on. Them snakes must swallow their food head first or they'll choke, right? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapshot Report post Posted May 28, 2016 Technically the python is gay Explains the regions booming ladyboy population. How do you know? Spending a little time at Nana Plaza, or Soi Cowboy.....are ya? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapshot Report post Posted May 28, 2016 "The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild" Kind of like a nuisance bear, they always seem to find they're way back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trphyhntr Report post Posted May 28, 2016 Had this chick over off tinder, she took a shower at my house. Went in there like an hour later, she left a big ol steamer in the toilet. I nearly gagged 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapshot Report post Posted May 28, 2016 Had this chick over off tinder, she took a shower at my house. Went in there like an hour later, she left a big ol steamer in the toilet. I nearly gagged That will teach you.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DesertBull Report post Posted May 28, 2016 Had this chick over off tinder, she took a shower at my house. Went in there like an hour later, she left a big ol steamer in the toilet. I nearly gagged Probably a dude 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edge Report post Posted May 28, 2016 Technically the python is gay Explains the regions booming ladyboy population. How do you know? Spending a little time at Nana Plaza, or Soi Cowboy.....are ya? Never been but if anyone needs directions, sounds like you are the guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapshot Report post Posted May 28, 2016 Technically the python is gay Explains the regions booming ladyboy population. How do you know? Spending a little time at Nana Plaza, or Soi Cowboy.....are ya? Never been but if anyone needs directions, sounds like you are the guy. LOL..Maybe, but I stay far away from adams apples, and fake boobs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites