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BANGKOK (AP) — A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 3-meter (10-foot) python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.

Attaporn Boonmakchuay was smiling as Thai television stations interviewed him in his hospital bed about the intimate intrusion, and doctors said he would recover. But photos of his blood-splattered bathroom in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, were testimony to his ordeal.

The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.

Emergency workers dismantled the Asian-style squat toilet, with the python still twined through it. The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath.

Doctors said Attaporn, bloodied but unbowed, will recover.

"He has a really good attitude... even though his own wife and children were in shock. He's been smiling and giving interviews all day from his bed." hospital director Dr. Chutima Pincharoen said.

 

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"The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild"

 

 

 

:huh:

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Technically the python is gay

 

 

Its not gay, if you are underway....... US Navy

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Technically the python is gay

Explains the regions booming ladyboy population.

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Ouch! I probably would've passed out as soon as that snake latched on. :lol:

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Ouch! I probably would've passed out as soon as that snake latched on. :lol:

Them snakes must swallow their food head first or they'll choke, right?
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Technically the python is gay

Explains the regions booming ladyboy population.

 

How do you know? :lol: Spending a little time at Nana Plaza, or Soi Cowboy.....are ya? :rolleyes:

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"The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild"

 

 

 

:huh:

Kind of like a nuisance bear, they always seem to find they're way back.

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Had this chick over off tinder, she took a shower at my house. Went in there like an hour later, she left a big ol steamer in the toilet. I nearly gagged

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Had this chick over off tinder, she took a shower at my house. Went in there like an hour later, she left a big ol steamer in the toilet. I nearly gagged

That will teach you....

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Had this chick over off tinder, she took a shower at my house. Went in there like an hour later, she left a big ol steamer in the toilet. I nearly gagged

Probably a dude

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Technically the python is gay

 

Explains the regions booming ladyboy population.

How do you know? :lol: Spending a little time at Nana Plaza, or Soi Cowboy.....are ya? :rolleyes:
Never been but if anyone needs directions, sounds like you are the guy.

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Technically the python is gay

Explains the regions booming ladyboy population.

How do you know? :lol: Spending a little time at Nana Plaza, or Soi Cowboy.....are ya? :rolleyes:
Never been but if anyone needs directions, sounds like you are the guy.

 

LOL..Maybe, but I stay far away from adams apples, and fake boobs!

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