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Who is going to be the first lame a%$ d-bag to post that their credit card was charged or the draw results are available?

 

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Don't forget about this guy......."does anyone know when G&F will be starting the draw?"

 

or this guy......."not looking for any honey holes, but.........."

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Does anyone know when the draw will start? Because my CC just got hit for elk and antelope both. I have never put in before, so I just put in for early rifle bull in 10, and antelope in 10. Has anyone ever hunted the "Big Bo" ranch? I hear there are public lands mixed with private that I can corner jump. Can you give me exact coordinates where I can find a 420" bull an 95" antelope? Since I am a non-resident, and cannot scout and only coming up for opening weekend with a gun I will buy from Walmart on my way from Kommiefornia, I want to be able to shoot to 2000 yards. Will a .22LR kill an elk at those distances? I heard either that or a .338 Lapua Magnum is what I will need, but since my 10 year old daughter and my 99 year old Grandpa drew tags too, I am leaning towards the .22LR, since it will be much quieter being fired out my Prius window while driving down the roads. Since no one in m family has ever shot before, will a Barska 6-24 scope be OK? Or should I go ahead and spend a little more for a Tasco? Is it unethical to shoot at night after I cross onto private property that is not posted correctly so I can avoid paying the $80 fee? I won't get caught, because I will steal all trail cameras I find out in the woods while driving off road to the honey holes you give me. I might come over on a couple weekends before to place some salt blocks and corn to attract the animals. One last thing, can someone post a photo of what an elk or antelope even looks like? I have been a vegan all my life, so I will leave the meat to rot, but I just want some bitchin photos to make my treehugging, liberal, same-sex, ethnic combination, partner/lover think I am a real man, instead of continuously still calling me Caitlyn.....I told him I regretted that decision already. But you know how women are.....or were.....or are.....or were....

 

Did I miss offending anyone or topic? I tried to cover all the hot topics.

 

For the WIN!!! I humbly accept this award...... :)

I should have gotten an anonymous account for this, but I am too lazy.

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What about an award fo the next person to ask if a .223 is a sufficient deer rifle?

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What about an award fo the next person to ask if a .223 is a sufficient deer rifle?

Deer of course. I'm wondering what bullet in a .223 for elk?

 

Do I get the double doucher?

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What about an award fo the next person to ask if a .223 is a sufficient deer rifle?

Deer of course. I'm wondering what bullet in a .223 for elk?

Do I get the double doucher?

As long as it's a berger in any grain and you shoot the bull in the shoulder it will work fine out to 800. Berger's are made out of melted leprechaun teeth and kill every animal on impact. Ask anyone that shoots them, they'll be sure to let you know!

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What about an award fo the next person to ask if a .223 is a sufficient deer rifle?

Deer of course. I'm wondering what bullet in a .223 for elk?

Do I get the double doucher?

As long as it's a berger in any grain and you shoot the bull in the shoulder it will work fine out to 800. Berger's are made out of melted leprechaun teeth and kill every animal on impact. Ask anyone that shoots them, they'll be sure to let you know!
Then my tasco 4x should be enough scope if my kill zone is only 800. Is that meters or feet? My backup plan was swapping out The .177 guns Simmons 4.5x, but I got that all dialed in out to 600 for bighorn should I get drawn with 2 points.
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Lance that must be one bad azz Prius to be used as an off road rig and haul a 420 bull out ... I want to see the pics of a monster paracorded to the roof !

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