Snapshot Report post Posted December 27, 2015 Ron, an elderly man in Florida, owned a large farm……with a big pond in the backyard for several years. The pond was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and citrus trees. One evening… …the old farmer decided to go down and check on the swimming hole, because he hadn’t been to that area of the property in a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!” Ron frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked.” Ron held the bucket up high and said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.” 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DesertBull Report post Posted December 27, 2015 Old dudes rule 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5guyshunting Report post Posted December 27, 2015 I think Ron is "Winning"!!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Sparky Report post Posted December 27, 2015 If you did that at my house today it would be feeding the Polar Bear. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viper Report post Posted December 27, 2015 LOL. Now that's quick thinkin'. I wouldn't be that composed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattys281 Report post Posted December 27, 2015 NICE! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naturebob Report post Posted December 27, 2015 I luv dressing up like an alligator...............BOB! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
