red neck pic up lines!!!!

[iwannakillsomething]

1) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think ot it my nuts tighten up.

 

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

 

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

 

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out.

 

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

 

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

 

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

 

8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

 

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

 

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

 

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

 

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til' afternoon.

 

and.... the best for last!

 

13) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

 

 

please add to the list if you can!!!!!

[youngbuck]

If i was a fly, i would land on you first, cuz your the chit