The best joke ever told

[Snapshot]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

 

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”

 

“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.” “Incredible,” said the man.

 

St. Pete continues, “That’s Abe Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that he only told two lies in his entire life.”

 

The man asks, “Where’s Obama’s clock?”

 

St. Pete replies, “Oh, they keep that one in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan”

[cactusjack]

Nice, however I was going to claim this one-

 

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[mattys281]

I actually find that Obama has been pretty honest. He did say he was going to change the country didn't he? He's created so much racial tension and economic stagnation, I'd say he's probably set us back a good 20 years at least. Not to mention making us an international joke. He did just what he said he would do.

[Matt Meyer]

I needed that joke today...Good one

[wildwoody]

Priceless

[DesertBull]

I actually find that Obama has been pretty honest. He did say he was going to change the country didn't he? He's created so much racial tension and economic stagnation, I'd say he's probably set us back a good 20 years at least. Not to mention making us an international joke. He did just what he said he would do.

Well.....DUH!