CHD Report post Posted August 13, 2004 Top 10 Ways That Handguns are Better Than a Woman #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . #1 - You can put a silencer on a handgun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
