murfys69law Report post Posted August 16, 2015 I remember when I was in school one time: Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ...very much. I do too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reezenhunter Report post Posted August 17, 2015 Where Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murfys69law Report post Posted August 17, 2015 Where The principals office was the answer. I guess I just cant tell a joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edge Report post Posted August 17, 2015 What part of the chicken do the nuggets come from? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AZkiller Report post Posted August 17, 2015 That's awesome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites