state farm commercial

[MT_Sourdough]

https://youtu.be/rfAvQp-Uk5I

 

Help me. I self identify as a billionaire, but I am trapped in the body of a poor ol red neck..

[My Rights As An American]

This post got me laughing at something similar that happened to me but I will have to leave it for the camp fire. Oh what the he!!, might as well tell the story. Back in my younger day when I couldn't get past a certain bar before getting home from work I met a guy by the name of Rene. We were talking about different ways of cooking javelina and I told him I would invite him over the next time I was cooking a pig. He wrote on a bar napkin and he meant to say Javelina cook out and then signed his name Rene with his phone number. He evidently didn't know how to spell javelina so he wrote " Have cook out, Rene" and his phone #. The second o in cook came out looking like a c and my wife found it in my wallet. lmao when she told me she called the number and a guy answered but she hung up without asking for Rene. I still laugh about it every time I think about it. :lol:

 

TJ

 

ps......I'm still not sure she believed me.

THAT. IS. SOME. FUNNY. STUFF!!!

[naturegirl]

Guess its a good thing I don't have cable anymore because I can no longer watch the Kardashians. And it's a wonderful thing it's only 3 months til archery elk.

 

Some nasty pictures on this thread of things I would rather not have to see ever! Yucky.

[DesertBull]

This post got me laughing at something similar that happened to me but I will have to leave it for the camp fire. Oh what the he!!, might as well tell the story. Back in my younger day when I couldn't get past a certain bar before getting home from work I met a guy by the name of Rene. We were talking about different ways of cooking javelina and I told him I would invite him over the next time I was cooking a pig. He wrote on a bar napkin and he meant to say Javelina cook out and then signed his name Rene with his phone number. He evidently didn't know how to spell javelina so he wrote " Have cook out, Rene" and his phone #. The second o in cook came out looking like a c and my wife found it in my wallet. lmao when she told me she called the number and a guy answered but she hung up without asking for Rene. I still laugh about it every time I think about it. :lol:

 

TJ

 

ps......I'm still not sure she believed me.

 

 

HAHA...hilarious.

 

I have to admit, when you said you went to a bar and met a guy Rene, I was thinking this isn't going to end well for TJ.

[My Rights As An American]

 

 

This post got me laughing at something similar that happened to me but I will have to leave it for the camp fire. Oh what the he!!, might as well tell the story. Back in my younger day when I couldn't get past a certain bar before getting home from work I met a guy by the name of Rene. We were talking about different ways of cooking javelina and I told him I would invite him over the next time I was cooking a pig. He wrote on a bar napkin and he meant to say Javelina cook out and then signed his name Rene with his phone number. He evidently didn't know how to spell javelina so he wrote " Have cook out, Rene" and his phone #. The second o in cook came out looking like a c and my wife found it in my wallet. lmao when she told me she called the number and a guy answered but she hung up without asking for Rene. I still laugh about it every time I think about it. :lol:

 

TJ

 

ps......I'm still not sure she believed me.

 

HAHA...hilarious.

 

I have to admit, when you said you went to a bar and met a guy Rene, I was thinking this isn't going to end well for TJ.

I thought the same thing. Poor TJ.

[Edge]

Just the name Rene has got to make ya a little suspicious.

Good story.

[lancetkenyon]

My wife just came in asking what I was cracking up about......thanks TJ, that was awesome.