Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck

[Snapshot]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck

 

Here is a little test that will help you decide

 

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

 

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

 

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

 

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

 

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

 

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

 

Could we run away?

 

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

 

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

 

What does the law say about this situation?

 

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

 

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

 

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

 

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

 

If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

 

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

 

Why is this street so deserted?

 

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

 

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

 

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Republican's Answer:

 

BANG!

 

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Redneck's Answer:

 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....

(sounds of reloading)

 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

 

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

 

Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

 

Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist !

[ivhunter]

awesome!! I was thinking one of the family members would beat dad to the punch and take the kill shot..

[5guyshunting]

Two to the torso, and one to the head is the recomended dose of lead.

[25-06]

Republican. Get the job done right and quick and move on to the important stuff.

[wyguy]

Republican.

1) Get the job done right.
2) Get the job done fast.

 

Democrat

1) Dont work.

2)Still get paid.

3) Use welfare paid by Republicans taxes to buy Tbone steaks.

[mattys281]

I think I'm a redneck republican, except that I'd be throwing 9mm lead.

[AZkiller]

I throw 230gr 45's..... 14 of em

[Phil Beavers]

I'm Independent these days and I would put a few hollow points in the terrorists vitals.no questions asked..

The founding fathers said it best:

Quote from Jon Adams to George Washington

 

"There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into
two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting
measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension,
is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution"

[corps013]

Guess I am Republican, but with a Sig not a Glock

[Mocha1545]

2X Republican. Double tap with a 1911. 185 grain Silvertips.

[ThomC]

Yeah the redneck did do a little over kill, I doubt that the terrorist was worth more than three shots. I hope he had more ammo in case there was another one close by.

[Snapshot]

I am a conservative Republican. One shot between the eyeballs. 2 or 3 at most. Unloading a couple clips sure would be fun, if he brought a few of his buddies to the party.

[muledeerarea33?]

This gives rednecks a bad name!

[5guyshunting]

This gives rednecks a bad name!

do red necks have a good name?

[murfys69law]

If it gives us rednecks a bad name then them thar terorist bes watch wut thay do in sta the hel away from roun here.