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"This is the story of Mary McGee.

Lived to the age of a hundred and three.

For fifty years she kept her virginity.

Not a bad record for this vicinity".

 

Capt. Quint...JAWS!!!!

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"This is for your dishonesty and your treachery (slaps his horse with a carrot)." Marlon Brando, Missouri Breaks

 

"Do you know the meaning of the word, demeaning?" Borat

 

 

"Who are you?" "King Arthur."

"And who's the other one?" "I am!"

 

"We demand a shrubbery!"

Holy Grail

 

"If you ain't first, you're last." Reese Bobby

 

"..it won't be necessary for you to tell me you think I'm right, we'll just assume it." Thin Red Line

 

"Blessed are the cheesemakers." "Not to be taken literally, must refer to all involved in the dairy industry."

Life of Brian

 

"Never met a dame who didn't understand a cold, hard slap in the face, or a slug from a .45"

Bogart as Philip Marlow

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"This is for your dishonesty and your treachery (slaps his horse with a carrot)." Marlon Brando, Missouri Breaks

"Do you know the meaning of the word, demeaning?" Borat

"Who are you?" "King Arthur."

"And who's the other one?" "I am!"

"We demand a shrubbery!"

Holy Grail

"If you ain't first, you're last." Reese Bobby

Wow! How on earth did this go 3 pages deep before someone hit up Monty Python?! Im disappointed in all of us.

 

"Of course I'm French! Why else would I speak with this out-raaaaageous auk-cent!"

 

"Excuse me sir! Are you suggesting that a coconut migrated?"

 

Classic stuff! :D

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"This is for your dishonesty and your treachery (slaps his horse with a carrot)." Marlon Brando, Missouri Breaks

"Do you know the meaning of the word, demeaning?" Borat

"Who are you?" "King Arthur."

"And who's the other one?" "I am!"

"We demand a shrubbery!"

Holy Grail

"If you ain't first, you're last." Reese Bobby

Wow! How on earth did this go 3 pages deep before someone hit up Monty Python?! Im disappointed in all of us.

 

"Of course I'm French! Why else would I speak with this out-raaaaageous auk-cent!"

 

"Excuse me sir! Are you suggesting that a coconut migrated?"

 

Classic stuff! :D

 

I think Monty Python Quotes + Hunting forum + Gun owners ... may = a NSA red Flag :ph34r:

 

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

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