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Today at 6:45 a.m. I win.

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some of my greatest acheivements in liein' have come from tellin' folks the draw results were up. one time i caused a literal fist fight with a buncha guys tellin' em the results were up and there was only one phone in the shop. this was before any online stuff was available. and i gave em the "NEW" 800 number for the game and fish that was actually a number for dr melvyn rosensteins penis enlargement clinic. after the toughest guy in the shop got to use the phone first and talked to receptionist, well then i had to run. then they started prankin' folks and it snowballed. before the day was over all you got was a busy signal at dr rosenstein's. i also caused a big uproar on april fool's day by sayin' the game and fish had done away with all december whitetail hunts. prankin' folks on the draw ain't a bad thing. unless you fall for it. heck, it's a tradition. Lark.

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I honestly don't expect anything until around the end of next month. seems to normally go hand in hand with the outdoor expo.

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some of my greatest acheivements in liein' have come from tellin' folks the draw results were up. one time i caused a literal fist fight with a buncha guys tellin' em the results were up and there was only one phone in the shop. this was before any online stuff was available. and i gave em the "NEW" 800 number for the game and fish that was actually a number for dr melvyn rosensteins penis enlargement clinic. after the toughest guy in the shop got to use the phone first and talked to receptionist, well then i had to run. then they started prankin' folks and it snowballed. before the day was over all you got was a busy signal at dr rosenstein's. i also caused a big uproar on april fool's day by sayin' the game and fish had done away with all december whitetail hunts. prankin' folks on the draw ain't a bad thing. unless you fall for it. heck, it's a tradition. Lark.

 

You sir, are a comedic genious! Thats some funny stuff.......

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some of my greatest acheivements in liein' have come from tellin' folks the draw results were up. one time i caused a literal fist fight with a buncha guys tellin' em the results were up and there was only one phone in the shop. this was before any online stuff was available. and i gave em the "NEW" 800 number for the game and fish that was actually a number for dr melvyn rosensteins penis enlargement clinic. after the toughest guy in the shop got to use the phone first and talked to receptionist, well then i had to run. then they started prankin' folks and it snowballed. before the day was over all you got was a busy signal at dr rosenstein's. i also caused a big uproar on april fool's day by sayin' the game and fish had done away with all december whitetail hunts. prankin' folks on the draw ain't a bad thing. unless you fall for it. heck, it's a tradition. Lark.

You sir, are a comedic genious! Thats some funny stuff.......

 

Can you imagine calling the penis enlargement clinic and asking if the results are in! :lol: good stuff.

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what do I win if I post "The Results Are Up!!!!" next week?

 

I hope it's something really cool.......

.270 will drive you to the clinic.

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All that stuff does is make your hands smaller.

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some of my greatest acheivements in liein' have come from tellin' folks the draw results were up. one time i caused a literal fist fight with a buncha guys tellin' em the results were up and there was only one phone in the shop. this was before any online stuff was available. and i gave em the "NEW" 800 number for the game and fish that was actually a number for dr melvyn rosensteins penis enlargement clinic. after the toughest guy in the shop got to use the phone first and talked to receptionist, well then i had to run. then they started prankin' folks and it snowballed. before the day was over all you got was a busy signal at dr rosenstein's. i also caused a big uproar on april fool's day by sayin' the game and fish had done away with all december whitetail hunts. prankin' folks on the draw ain't a bad thing. unless you fall for it. heck, it's a tradition. Lark.

You sir, are a comedic genious! Thats some funny stuff.......

 

Can you imagine calling the penis enlargement clinic and asking if the results are in! :lol: good stuff.

 

That's funny stuff right there. Love it. That made my day

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They might not come out till June this year, with this system..............BOB!

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