GameHauler Report post Posted March 12, 2007 I just love the south and so does God! Each Friday night after work Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating red meat. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catolic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass. The priest sprinkled holy water over him and said " You were born a Baptist and raised as a Baptist, but now you are Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors. As the priest rushed to Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a bottle of holy water, which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat while chanting, " You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you are a catfish." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
az4life Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Thats a goodun.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bowhunter4life Report post Posted March 13, 2007 I R A red neck also Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
