elpepe25 Report post Posted July 13, 2014 If you have 5 dollars and chuck Norris has 5 dollars, chuck Norris has more money then you.And you owe chuck 5 bucks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elpepe25 Report post Posted July 13, 2014 Chuck Norris has the worlds greatest poker face, he won the 1983 World Series of poker despite holding only a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 card from the game UNO. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elpepe25 Report post Posted July 13, 2014 Chuck Norris does not love Raymond. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Critter Report post Posted July 13, 2014 I'm starting to think you guys are just making up your own chuck Norris quotes.. Hah. I've never heard 90% of these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muledeerarea33? Report post Posted July 13, 2014 Chuck spun the crank for a week straight, but jack was too scared to come out of the box! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elpepe25 Report post Posted July 13, 2014 Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop cuz chuck doesn't take crap from nobody Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elpepe25 Report post Posted July 13, 2014 At Chuck Norris' bachelor party he ate the whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elpepe25 Report post Posted July 13, 2014 Rainbows are what happens when chuck Norris round house kicks Richard Simmons 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DesertBull Report post Posted July 13, 2014 Chuck vs The most interesting man in the world. Who wins ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muledeerarea33? Report post Posted July 13, 2014 Chuck vs The most interesting man in the world. Who wins ?he's just one of mr. Norris's alter egos. You just lost 10 years of life for even asking that!!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DesertBull Report post Posted July 13, 2014 I had my doubts but now I definitely know you guys are GAY! Fantasizing about good ol'Chuck what is he now 100 years old? I know it can get boring waiting for the fall draw results to come out but Chuck-isms? SERIOUSLY.... Just kidding guys...Funny thread LMAO! So if he was 25 years old it would be OK to fantasize about him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6ANut Report post Posted July 15, 2014 President Obama and Chuck Norris are standing next to each other at adjacent urinals in the mens restroom at a celebrity basketball benefit. Obama glances down and notices Chuck is well-endowed. Obama asks "dang, Chuck, how did you get that thing so big?" Chuck replies "Well, before the wife and I have sex, I whack it on the bedpost three times." Later that evening, Obama remembers the advice and sneaks quietly into the bedroom. Michelle is asleep. He takes off his trousers and whacks his member on the bedpost three times. Michelle stirs, smiles and still asleep mutters "Is that you, Chuck?" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buffhunter Report post Posted July 15, 2014 President Obama and Chuck Norris are standing next to each other at adjacent urinals in the mens restroom at a celebrity basketball benefit. Obama glances down and notices Chuck is well-endowed. Obama asks "dang, Chuck, how did you get that thing so big?" Chuck replies "Well, before the wife and I have sex, I whack it on the bedpost three times." Later that evening, Obama remembers the advice and sneaks quietly into the bedroom. Michelle is asleep. He takes off his trousers and whacks his member on the bedpost three times. Michelle stirs, smiles and still asleep mutters "Is that you, Chuck?" I think chuck norris is gonna lay the smack down on you for implying that he would even touch that nasty woman..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
