AverageJoe Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Finally and awesome thread on coues whitetail! Best thread ever and LMAO 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edge Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris doesn't drink beer often, but when he does, he has Steven Seagal serve it to him wearing a dress and heels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antmo23 Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris's penis has a penis, and it's still bigger than yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uofahughes2 Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. He can also divide by zero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antmo23 Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Coincidently, Chuck Norris lives in a round house... Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, the only problem is Chuck Norris has never cried. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sjvcon Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris doesn't breathe ... he holds air hostage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sjvcon Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azgutpile Report post Posted July 12, 2014 When chuck Norris left for college, he turned and told his dad" you are now the man of the house now". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MULEPACKHUNTER Report post Posted July 12, 2014 top 5 threads ever. i am in tears. there is nother to fear but chuck himself. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rcdinaz Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Man I love these! Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. A hunting one... kind of: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn he just dares the grass to grow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elpepe25 Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns. Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he made with his bare hands. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ready2hunt Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin25 Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin25 Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris doesn't have ball hair.hair dosent grow on steel. Men are perfectly OK when their woman fantasises about chuck Norris during sex.because they are doing the same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antmo23 Report post Posted July 12, 2014 Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong once got into a "who has more testicals" contest. Chuck Norris won by 7. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
