ready2hunt Report post Posted July 11, 2014 As I wallow in my self pity from the likely hood I was not drawn I am reminded of greater hunters. (these things just crack me up) And a personal favorite- "Chuck Norris already died....death is just too afraid to tell him." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chimichanga Report post Posted July 11, 2014 Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands... They are now known as just the Islands 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Becker Report post Posted July 11, 2014 Google wont perform a search for Chuck Norris, Google knows you don't find Chuck Norris, HE FINDS YOU!!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Workman Report post Posted July 11, 2014 Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he simply scares the $hit out of it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainObvious Report post Posted July 11, 2014 Chuck who? Never heard of her 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHT_MTNMAN Report post Posted July 11, 2014 http://www.hearth.com/talk/attachments/john-wayne-chuck-norris-jpg.129362/ my computer is jacked up... won't let me add pictures. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DUG Report post Posted July 11, 2014 My all time favorite.......Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pine Donkey Report post Posted July 11, 2014 A young man took the virginity of Chuck Norris' daughter, Chuck got it back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6ANut Report post Posted July 11, 2014 The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6ANut Report post Posted July 11, 2014 Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes. The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano. Is it 5 yet everyone is looking at me while I am dying laughing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin25 Report post Posted July 11, 2014 Chuck Norris once fought superman.the loser had to wear his underwear outside his pants.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapshot Report post Posted July 11, 2014 Dang. Someone beat me to it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deercrazy Report post Posted July 11, 2014 Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin25 Report post Posted July 11, 2014 For most men the left testicle is larger then the right.for chuck norris , each is larger then the other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapshot Report post Posted July 11, 2014 When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
