Guest oneshot Report post Posted May 18, 2014 Sorry, I couldnt resist... Guts or Balls; There is a distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS... - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oneshot Report post Posted May 18, 2014 I guess I have neither, my GF (Ny city Italian woman, need I explain more??? hehehe) would just say " I'm not mad honey, just close your eyes and go to sleep..." in response.. (But it would be difficult to sleep with one eye open... Knowing she would super-glue body parts or remove them with a dull knife...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edge Report post Posted May 18, 2014 Broom? I came home one night to find the now ex-wife pointing a .38-40 Colt at my head thru the doors glass. My only crime was coming home early from work. At that moment, I definitely felt she had bigger balls than I. Shrinkage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapshot Report post Posted May 18, 2014 I think I was cursed by being born with more balls than brains. A New York City Italian wife? You got your hands full dude. Kind of like a Chinese Tiger wife. Guts or Balls will not save us from either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Non-Typical Solutions Report post Posted May 18, 2014 You know why the clown couldn't juggle?? He didn't have the balls................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elkhunter1 Report post Posted May 19, 2014 I guess I have neither, my GF (Ny city Italian woman, need I explain more??? hehehe) would just say " I'm not mad honey, just close your eyes and go to sleep..." in response.. (But it would be difficult to sleep with one eye open... Knowing she would super-glue body parts or remove them with a dull knife...) I got one up on ya!!! My wife is Italian and American Indian (Blackfoot). She also was a Medical Examiner, she has the temper to kill, the ways to kill, and the knowledge to get away with it. I have the guts and the balls, but I am smart enough to push it right to the edge and not over. Married 18 years and counting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
