mbiewer Report post Posted January 22, 2014 when does the actual expert get here? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CJNAZ Report post Posted January 22, 2014 If our knees bent backwards, what would a chair look like? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThomC Report post Posted January 22, 2014 expert = ex is a has been and pert is a short squirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunterjohnny Report post Posted January 22, 2014 I feel so let down. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 300ultramag. Report post Posted January 22, 2014 Im glad some of you took this as humerous- as it was intended I will attempt to answer the questions regardless I will start with the first one- On 1/22/2014 at 3:12 AM, muledeerarea33? said: Can you get me a date with shania twain?? If you can, can you hide it from my wife? Would Kate Upton work for you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IA Born Report post Posted January 22, 2014 Why are there drive through liquor stores if you're not supposed to drink and drive? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DesertBull Report post Posted January 22, 2014 On 1/22/2014 at 5:42 PM, IA Born said: />Why are there drive through liquor stores if you're not supposed to drink and drive? And why do they have an ice chest full of tall boy singles at the register at circle K? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firstcoueswas80 Report post Posted January 22, 2014 On 1/22/2014 at 5:41 PM, 300ultramag. said: /> Im glad some of you took this as humerous- as it was intended I will attempt to answer the questions regardless I will start with the first one- On 1/22/2014 at 3:12 AM, muledeerarea33? said: Can you get me a date with shania twain?? If you can, can you hide it from my wife? Would Kate Upton work for you? I'm Still Waiting For That Date With Your Sister! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mbiewer Report post Posted January 22, 2014 why do the drive through atm's have brail on the key pads? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muledeerarea33? Report post Posted January 22, 2014 On 1/22/2014 at 5:41 PM, 300ultramag. said: Im glad some of you took this as humerous- as it was intended I will attempt to answer the questions regardless I will start with the first one- On 1/22/2014 at 3:12 AM, muledeerarea33? said: Can you get me a date with shania twain?? If you can, can you hide it from my wife? Would Kate Upton work for you? I guess, in a pinch. was really lookin forward to Ms. Twain though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 300ultramag. Report post Posted January 22, 2014 On 1/22/2014 at 4:42 AM, Pine Donkey said: Why do people talk about cream rising to the top when a turd in the punch bowl does the same thing? The weight of the punch in the punch bowl is conducive to the displacement of the turd which is quite similar to that of the fermenting of cream that eventually will rise. On 1/22/2014 at 3:51 AM, bojangles said: how do you get coffee out of a keyboard? Drink Jack and Coke On 1/22/2014 at 4:05 AM, Forlorn Hope said: Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? I will concede on this one to a later date. On 1/22/2014 at 4:47 AM, kwp said: Why do people clutter coueswhitetail.com with worthless forum topics? This is because you have not had to "ask the expert" yet!!!! but when you have a question this thread will be here for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JLW Report post Posted January 22, 2014 why is it when I always make sure my gum goes in the trash when I'm done, does someone else's gum end up on the bottom of MY shoe? oh Karma, where forout thou! James Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2horns Report post Posted January 23, 2014 This post cracked me up. How do you stop sharting? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muledeerarea33? Report post Posted January 23, 2014 How come I'm always left with half a chew in my can? I take it anyways but it's always disappointing. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rcdinaz Report post Posted January 23, 2014 Why does ear hair grow so fast? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
