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Tanaka must be a meateater....

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.......so lets land him in the grand canyon state!

 

where else could he fill his freezer with elk almost every year? and javelina backstrap every year if he can shoot an arrow as accurate as his slider? sky harbour has direct flights from all the big pacific and atlantic port cities so fresh tuna shouldn't be an issue!

 

is gary yamamoto still around? he could be our lead negotiator for the final push. we could throw in an arizona combination licence with the colorado river stamp now included to seal the deal. i have been making deals with meateaters for years and a drunken steak at outback is nothing compared to coues tenderloin.

 

maybe we shouldn't mention the javelina afterall.....

 

lee

 

 

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They offered a H*ll of a lot more than a million dollars! It's twenty million to his team to be allowed to sign him. 120 mil for the actual pitcher.

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Dodgers will get him. They have extra money laying around.

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They say these asian players like to be the main star of the team and not share with another asian player. Dodgers and Yankees have one already. That is a lot of coin to put into 1 player not proven in the majors yet.

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Yankees are counting on not having to pay A-Fraud the money left on his contract

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