out2hunt Report post Posted August 20, 2013 A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points of the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain,she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care...they turned you down." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PRDATR Report post Posted August 20, 2013 I haven't heard that one in years. Still funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muledeerarea33? Report post Posted August 20, 2013 haha i laughed my butt off when i read that one the other day on MM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
