Perkele! Report post Posted February 11, 2013 A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC. Nothing was moving Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. Th driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "Roughly a gallon." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ctafoya Report post Posted February 12, 2013 I'll give 5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigorange Report post Posted February 12, 2013 nice one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapshot Report post Posted February 12, 2013 Good one! I will donate 50 gallons and a book of matches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DesertBull Report post Posted February 12, 2013 Hopefully the flames spread to the White House. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sjvcon Report post Posted February 13, 2013 Classic. How ever much fuel one paycheck would buy!! In DC that's probably not enough to fill my Dodge.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
