deercrazy Report post Posted February 8, 2013 Beer has been the answer to most of the important questions in my life! And I propose a toast to the nector of the gods. Sorry if I misspelled anything, I have had a couple of beers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapshot Report post Posted February 8, 2013 BEER. Getting ugly people laid since its invention Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JLW Report post Posted February 8, 2013 dang.... got excited for a minute! I thought it read Beer is NOW the answer...... oh well pop a top again James Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coach Report post Posted February 9, 2013 Well, JLW, it's now officially Friday Night, so Beer IS now the answer. I forgot the question. LOL. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonecollector Report post Posted February 9, 2013 Beer is tasting good and solving problems one bottle at a time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cosninocanines Report post Posted February 9, 2013 In an episode of "Cheers," Cliff Clavin, the trivia-spouting, quirky, irksome mama's boy mailman is seated at the bar describing the buffalo theory to his buddy, Norm Peterson, the beer loving heavyweight bar stool sitting perpetual patron.Cliff expounds his "Buffalo Theory" to Norm:“Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uofahughes2 Report post Posted February 9, 2013 Shiner Farmhouse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapshot Report post Posted February 9, 2013 I like beer...it makes me a jolly good fellow......I like beer........ Every once in a while we have to put on the beer goggles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coach Report post Posted February 10, 2013 Enjoying a Sierra Nevada Torpedo, as we speak. It's my first of the night, NOT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tjhunt2 Report post Posted February 10, 2013 I was given some beer for Christmas for playing Sant Claus. It came from Utah and was called Polygamy and on the label it said "why just have one". It was some of the best beer I've ever tasted. Can't wait to get my hands on some more. TJ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pine Donkey Report post Posted February 10, 2013 In an episode of "Cheers," Cliff Clavin, the trivia-spouting, quirky, irksome mama's boy mailman is seated at the bar describing the buffalo theory to his buddy, Norm Peterson, the beer loving heavyweight bar stool sitting perpetual patron. Cliff expounds his "Buffalo Theory" to Norm: “Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.” This is a favorite of mine. Many a time I have recited it with the perfect clerity of alcohol induced slurred speech. Thanks for posting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DesertBull Report post Posted February 10, 2013 TJ - Can't wait to get my hands on some more. I hope you are talking about the beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapshot Report post Posted February 10, 2013 I was given some beer for Christmas for playing Sant Claus. It came from Utah and was called Polygamy and on the label it said "why just have one". It was some of the best beer I've ever tasted. Can't wait to get my hands on some more. TJ I need to get some of that beer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uofahughes2 Report post Posted February 14, 2013 I was given some beer for Christmas for playing Sant Claus. It came from Utah and was called Polygamy and on the label it said "why just have one". It was some of the best beer I've ever tasted. Can't wait to get my hands on some more. TJ I need to get some of that beer! Is that the Polygamy Porter? I think I've seen it at Bevmo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CWpredator Report post Posted February 14, 2013 I probably only have 14 problems but I bet an 18pack can solve them all. Haha (untill I wake up the next morning).... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
