.270 Report post Posted July 25, 2006 me and another feller was cruisin' the 101 a couple hours ago. gripin' about not gettin' drood for nothin' and just generally cussin' the game and fish, when along comes a game warden in a silver dodge pickup. i told the feller who was drivin' to slide up next to him and i rolled down the window, pulled down my britches and stuck my hairy butt out the window and mooned him. and he looks over and goes "hey bullwidgeon, how's it goin'. ain't seen ya in awhile. you shave or somethin'?" Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
25-06 Report post Posted July 25, 2006 Thats good stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.270 Report post Posted July 25, 2006 now the azgfd called and said they were gonna give me a ticket for impersonatin' a javelina. i said "make up your mind. did it look like bullwidgeon or a javelina?" they said the breath threw em off. Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COUESAZ Report post Posted July 25, 2006 That is great. Ya got to give it to him Bret .that was great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ernesto C Report post Posted July 25, 2006 Bret.............please let me laugh on this one...........that was really good! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CouesWhitetail Report post Posted July 25, 2006 What would this forum be without Lark's jokes?? Good one Lark....Hope Bret is laughing too..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BASS Report post Posted July 26, 2006 Ouch! That's harsh Lark! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peckl1 Report post Posted July 26, 2006 Lark thanks after the day I had today I NEEDED THAT Lee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COOSEFAN Report post Posted July 26, 2006 I think that was the best one yet! THANKS for the laugh! JIM> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
az4life Report post Posted July 26, 2006 L M A O.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stanley Report post Posted July 26, 2006 Oh my Lord, that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum Lark!!! I suspect Bret will crack a smile when he reads it. S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites