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CHD - The real story of why he left Utah

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Chris drinks whiskey....I think that might be Larks place... :)

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Top 10 reasons why CHD left Utah

 

10. No bars in Green River

9. No bars in Vernal

8. No bars in Moab (oh wait, I meant Monticello)

7. All state owned liquor stores

6. State owned liquor stores few and faaaaaaaar between, and closed on Sunday

5. State owned liquor stores close @ 7:00 PM

4. No strip joints in the entire state

3. No porn shops in the entire state

2. No porn channels on cable TV

 

And, the #1 reason why CHD left Utah..........

 

1. No single women over the age of 16

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That explains why nobody from my family ever lived there.

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