KGAINES Report post Posted February 7, 2006 Hello, is this the FBI? " "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Rick . He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Rick's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They just sneer at Rick and leave. The phone rings at Rick's house "Hey, Rick! This here is Floyd, Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Have a Happy Thanksgiving, buddy!" And, Who Says Rednecks Aren't Real Bright!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
25-06 Report post Posted February 7, 2006 Thats a good one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AZP&Y Report post Posted February 7, 2006 I've got a cord of Northern Arizona OAK (HARDWOOD) send em' my way.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BowhuntCoues Report post Posted February 8, 2006 Too funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
