az4life Report post Posted January 27, 2006 Three Arizona surgeons were hunting coues and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arizona . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England. The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's butt. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azcouesandelk Report post Posted January 27, 2006 You got me lauging so hard I started crying ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernCouesHunter Report post Posted January 27, 2006 That's good......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DEERSLAM Report post Posted January 27, 2006 Now we're talkin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.270 Report post Posted January 27, 2006 once upon a time bullwidgeon's uncle theotis come home frum th' army. they had em a lil' git together with homemade corn likker an' chili an' such. anyway after they et an' drunk some th' chili hit bullwidgeon purty hard an' he headed fer th' outhouse. a lil' while later uncle theotis was tellin' war stories to his kin and he got to tellin' em about hangynades. cuzzin cletus said "whut's a hangynade". theotis was tryin' to splain it and said heck with it an' got one that he lifted frum th' army outta his rucksack. "this here is a hangynade" he said as he showed it off to his kin. "wah that there looks like a lil' arn pan-apple with a key ring in it" cuzzin toad said. "yeah it sorta does at that" theotis retorted. "ya yank this here lil' key ring lookin' deal out and ya flang it off over thar somewheres an' it blows up like a lil' bomb. orta be real good fer fishin'", he said. cuzzin coonie said "flang it off over 'ere by th' outhouse an' lets us see whut it does". so theotis tosses the lil' arn pan-apple to'rds the outhouse and dang if it din't just roll right under it. it wint off and blew crap and lumber and sears and roebuck catalog pages everwhere. a couple seconds later bullwidgeon's worse for wear head pops outta the wreckage and he says "dang, i'm glad i didnt' let that one in the house". Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peloncillo Report post Posted January 27, 2006 thats funny : Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
25-06 Report post Posted January 27, 2006 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DEERSLAM Report post Posted January 27, 2006 You guys are killin me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peckl1 Report post Posted January 27, 2006 You Guys are killing me. I'm sitting here trying to procter an exam for 20 people and I bust up laughing. Thanks I needed that. Lee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
