.270 Report post Posted July 30, 2011 movie review: cowboys and aliens- go see it. it's sorta unbelievable because there ain't no way a buncha cowboys would have that much trouble killin' a buncha aliens, but it is exciting. and the aliens didn't look that realistic. at least they didn't look much like the ones i've seen the times i been abducted. but when ya have the kinda experiences i seem to have with them sorry E.T. bastards, it is fun to see em get blowed up. one of the best documentaries i ever seen. two guns up. Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coach Report post Posted July 30, 2011 Can't wait to see it. Normally, I woulda thought it would be crap, but given the cast and producers, they've got to make it a fun show to watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Jonathan Report post Posted July 30, 2011 Lark, I sure wouldn't mind hearing some o'yer stories and such about alien abductions and all. Just sayin... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tjhunt2 Report post Posted July 30, 2011 Lark, you never told us you were a movie reviewer before. It doesn't surprise me though. Some might think you're full of it but not me cuss I was abducted once by them same aliens. Use to speak and spell real good til they got a hold of me and now it's all I can do to think it. I recall one time when they were examminin my brain one of them there aliens said somethin that sounded like Lark. Didn't give it much thought back then but do you suppose it was the same critters? I was afraid no one would believe me but if Lark ain't afraid of no little stinkin alien story then I ain't afraid to share mine eder. TJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azpackhorse Report post Posted July 30, 2011 Ya, them white mountain boys are famous for being "abducted" by aliens. You from Snowflake? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pine Donkey Report post Posted July 30, 2011 Lark, you never told us you were a movie reviewer before. It doesn't surprise me though. Some might think you're full of it but not me cuss I was abducted once by them same aliens. Use to speak and spell real good til they got a hold of me and now it's all I can do to think it. I recall one time when they were examminin my brain one of them there aliens said somethin that sounded like Lark. Didn't give it much thought back then but do you suppose it was the same critters? I was afraid no one would believe me but if Lark ain't afraid of no little stinkin alien story then I ain't afraid to share mine eder. TJ LMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.270 Report post Posted July 30, 2011 tj, did you get probed? i always kicked their a s s e s before they could. they got to where they quit abductin' me because they got tired of it. Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tjhunt2 Report post Posted July 30, 2011 tj, did you get probed? i always kicked their a s s e s before they could. they got to where they quit abductin' me because they got tired of it. Lark. Lark, I wasn't goin to mention that part but I wasn't as tuff as ya. If I ever get abducted agin I is gorna tell them I no ya and that should take care of that. I is always lookin over my shoulder whenever out now adays huntin and keepin the old knive sharp just cuss they might want to continue their study on my behaivor. I caught myself kickin an old stump last month and wasn't even any sense in it. Got to be somethin they injected me with makin me act this way. Your pretty smart Lark. No anythin that can cure what I got? TJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.270 Report post Posted July 30, 2011 deer season, a good fishin' trip or a javelina burrito. Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tjhunt2 Report post Posted July 31, 2011 deer season, a good fishin' trip or a javelina burrito. Lark. Well, I thawed out some javelina sausage this morning and had a burrito and haven't kicked a stump since. Thanks Lark! TJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.270 Report post Posted August 1, 2011 a javelina burrito won't make ya feel better but it will cause things that will take your mind off other things. go see the movie tho. it's a good one. Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
afmalinois Report post Posted August 1, 2011 This has turned into one of the funniest posts on here. -TJ....how hard is it to write like Lark???HAHAHA Good stuff guys!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatbastard Report post Posted August 2, 2011 I seed it tuther day with a couple of mu boys. I feel dummer for having watched it. Harrison Ferd wasn't too convincing as an grizzled old cowhand turned rich. Twer full of the same old hollywood junk like: ohh he finally hit somthin with the rifle, and ohh the Injun cheif and old man don't get along until they save each other in battle. The spoilt son of a rich rancher was a little over the top, as was the time spent showing what a badass Daniel Craig's character is supposed to be. I says its no fair fightin aliens with help from another alien. More dynamite would have cured everything a lot sooner. Why does aliens always have to holler like that? They got all that fancy technology and spaceships, but they don't have a language???? They got guns that shoot invisible bullets, but they can't hit nuthin but the dirt around ya with um?? They got spaceships that suck gold out of the ground, but they don't have species recognition software to keep people from opening the doors??? I think it's long past time we demand more from our entertainment. I'm tired of making the people who write, produce, fund, and act in crap like this filthy rich. Where'd I put my javalina?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimmer Negamanee Report post Posted August 2, 2011 movie review: cowboys and aliens- go see it. it's sorta unbelievable because there ain't no way a buncha cowboys would have that much trouble killin' a buncha aliens, but it is exciting. and the aliens didn't look that realistic. at least they didn't look much like the ones i've seen the times i been abducted. but when ya have the kinda experiences i seem to have with them sorry E.T. bastards, it is fun to see em get blowed up. one of the best documentaries i ever seen. two guns up. Lark. Best movie review ever! Beats that "Well, I found it to be over-produced, yet, ironically, under-directed." crap you usually see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
