scoutm Report post Posted January 6, 2011 A woman from CA who was a tree hugger, a Liberal and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract of land. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a liberal, an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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