Kevin Report post Posted October 17, 2005 A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' ..............Well, I guess I just panicked................"... Kevin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azcouesandelk Report post Posted October 17, 2005 That is not right. I am gonna have nightmares now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azhuntsmen Report post Posted October 17, 2005 nightmares heck, i'll be watchin for dang squirrels insted of glassing for deer thats worse then any nightmare. And people always laugh at me when i pull my socks up over my pants i knew there was a real reason for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjmhunter Report post Posted October 18, 2005 Thats pretty darn funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
