.270 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 i have a hard time keepin' my mind on anything. especially.........wait, what were we talkin' about? man, what stinks? dangit, not again.........Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firstcoueswas80 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 cook? skin a critter? shes from alaska, the animals we have out here are babies compared to what she has killed and skinned (caribou, moose) come on! her and i are going scouting tongiht, i will let her carry my zeiss and see how she does with that and give yall a report. shes a awesome girl and i like her alot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.270 Report post Posted October 5, 2005 so how are you guys related? hahahahaha. i am just too funny. Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rembrant Report post Posted October 5, 2005 Reminds me of a joke. Please forgive me in advance. There's this cowboy that don't hardly get into town. You know what I'm talkin about: older fella, big hat, high heeled boots - the kind that fit in the stirrups, slicker, handle bar mustache, the whole thing. And he's sittin in the bar having a beer. Then comes along a young lady, gets a beer, gives the gentleman a good hard look, and says, "Hey mister, are you a REAL cowboy?" He replies, "Well missy, I've been herdin cows, breakin horses, brandin calfs, and riding the range my whole life. If that makes me a real cowboy, then by God, that's what I am." She says, "Well mister, I'm a lesbian! When I wake up in the morning, I'm thinking about women. When I take a shower, I'm thinking about women. The whole day long, I'm thinking about women. And when I go to bed at night, I'm still thinking about women." She slams her empty mug on the bar and walks off, leaving the cowboy sittin there wondering about what had just happened. Then comes another guy, sits down, orders a beer, takes a hard look at the old gentleman, and asks, "Hey mister, are you a REAL cowboy?" The cowboy with a perplexed look in his eyes says, "Ya know, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian." Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ernesto C Report post Posted October 5, 2005 Hey Mike,are you sure that guy wasn't fellow member coueselk?? hahahahahah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KGAINES Report post Posted October 6, 2005 I think Casey is from tucson Lark not arkansas, so being related isn't a dating requirement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coueselk Report post Posted October 6, 2005 Good one Ernesto, I feel like that cowboy, since I have only spent 4 nights home with the family in the last 7 weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CouesWhitetail Report post Posted October 6, 2005 Casey, I hope your date goes well. I think you are on the right track taking her scouting rather than hitting a bar or something. It should impress her more to see you doing something you love. Good luck! Amanda Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.270 Report post Posted October 6, 2005 kgaines, i was just funnin' with him over his dad grampa uncle deal awhile back. he needs to quit all this foolin' around a get serious about his banjo lessons. Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KGAINES Report post Posted October 6, 2005 I forgot about that Lark, you might be onto something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tucson John Report post Posted October 6, 2005 Casey, Casey, Casey.....................Have I NOT taught you better than that? Next thing you know you will be working overtime to pay for braces. Then selling your rifles to pay for ballet lessons. Then after you have saved for years to go to Alaska, you will be buying a car and insurance, and tuition and books instead. When you finally start to see light at the end of the tunnel, you get to use your life savings, your retirement savings, to pay for the wedding. Its a one way road with no off ramps, and it all starts with an innocent little scouting trip. You won't even know what hit you. You have been warned.........................again. TJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firstcoueswas80 Report post Posted October 6, 2005 well, i invited her on my elk h unt and she wants to go, shes gonna have her grandpad from AK send out her camos. but then we had "the talk" basically she said i am like every other guy ( you know like lark and @$$hole) i told her i wasnt and she said what ever, so im keepin my distance from her until she comes to me and realizes what a hunk of a man shes missin,n i mean who else knows how to play the banjo, and has a dad grandpa uncle out there i mean come on??? and John, i would NEVER sell my rifles, not even to take your college age beautiful daughter on a date dont get me wrong i would take her, but not at the expense of my rifles..... im gonna take the advice of Kaffer now and put my elk hunt number 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Reynaldo de la Torre Report post Posted October 6, 2005 with the season not very far off, is anyone else have a hard time concentrating at work/school? i sure as heck am! my mind is on 2 things : this lovely young blonde girl i am trying to make my girlfriend, and the upcoming elk and deer seasons! i keep seeing about a 85" in my sights opening morning! man i cant wait! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My students all know about the different species of whitetail, the seasons and how Mr. De La Torre is either thinking about whitetail or thinking about whitetail this time of the year. Soon my friend soon. As for the blonde girl - I saw this cute little doe up in the Half Moon last year ..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.270 Report post Posted October 6, 2005 ain't the half moon the club down the road from tiffany's? or am i thinkin' o the prarie moon in winslow? dang, it's rough gettin' old. worst thing is rememberin' bein' young. you keep up on them banjo lessons casey. maybe your new girl can play the jug to provide a little rythm. Lark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kilimanjaro Report post Posted October 6, 2005 Gnoto, whatcha needin to know about the 36's?? I've been out there quite a bit the last couple of weeks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
