Just a joke

[Kilimanjaro]

> Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar,

> drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going

> through life without an education." "Tomorrow I think I'll go to the

> community college and sign up for some classes."

>

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>>Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

>

>>The next day Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of

>>admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English,

>>history, and logic.

>

>>"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

>

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>>The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then

>>logically because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a

>>yard."

>

>>"That's true, I do have a yard."

>

 

>>"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically

>>that you would have a house."

 

"Yes, I do have a house."

>

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>>"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a

>>family."

 

"I do have a family."

>

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>>"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have

>>a wife."

>

"Yes, I do have a wife."

>

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>>"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual."

>

>

>>"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of

>>that because I have a weed eater."

>

>

>>Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go

>>meet Bob at the bar.

>

>>He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English,

>>history, and logic.

>

>>"Logic?' Bob says, "What's that?"

>

>>Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"

>

>>"No."

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>>"Then you're gay."

[BASS]

I think I'll hang the weedeater out front for all to see.

[DesertBull]

I have a leafblower.