Tell us about your favorite movies

[joeybari]

Im a big Clint fan. My favorite of his is Josey Wales way too many good one liners but my faves are is is "howzit fer stains?" and the candy part, "its only fer lookin through"

pale rider, the man with no name trilogy, unforgiven, and lots of the spagetti westerns, I have all the Dirty Harry movies too, and alot of his non wester stuff; heartbreak ridge and he newer Gran Torino I really liked.

 

Non eastwood westerns: Open Range, 3:10 to Yuma, Legends of the Fall, Dances with Wolves, A River Runs Through it.

 

Newer non westerns that I really like: Law Abiding Citizen, and The Book of eli.

 

I a big comedy fan too, mosty stupid witty stuff, Anything Broken Lizard, most of Ben Stillers stuff and I like Adam Sandlers stuff, recently Zombie Land was kinda funny.

 

I like my movies

Dances with Wolves

[joeybari]

 

 

 

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shoot! Get the f*** off of my obstacle! Get the f*** down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your b**** off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-Dic* EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

 

sorry for the wording but if i cut it out well you know

 

 

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your butt belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

[joeybari]

The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of sh** because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?

 

[joeybari]

ok ill give you one more try

 

 

This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen

[wetmule]

Here's a few westerns I like that no one's mentioned - The Sacketts, The Missing, Lonesome Dove, Silverado

couple older one's - North To Alaska, The Rare Breed

 

[SunDevil]

what about

 

"right turn Clyde"

[mjmhunter]

ok ill give you one more try

 

 

This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen

 

"762 millimeter.....FULL METAL JACKET"

 

"Any women or children?????....Sometimes...... How can you shoot women and children????...... Easy you just don't lead them so much, hahahha..Ain't war he!!"

 

"Anyone that runs is a VC...... anyone who stands still........ is a well disciplined VC"

[joeybari]

He's laughing at 'ya. Thats the way the gook laughs. I bet you're crying your little heart out aint 'ya? About Sandy and Sal and Manny.

 

[joeybari]

Snakebite leader, Bravo Six, for the record, it's my call. Dump everything you got left ON MY POS. I say again, I want all you're holding INSIDE the perimeter. It's a lovely f****ing war. Bravo Six Actual and Out.

 

[Non-Typical Solutions]

Jeremiah Johnson

Paint your Wagon

Hang'em High

Rooster Cogburn

John Wayne and the Cowboys

Lonesome Dove

 

Fire in the Sky JK

[mjmhunter]

He's laughing at 'ya. Thats the way the gook laughs. I bet you're crying your little heart out aint 'ya? About Sandy and Sal and Manny.

 

"You ever see a head come upart like that?"

 

[izquik72]

ok ill give you one more try

Full Metal Jacket

 

Also Heartbreak ridge

Pale Rider

Braveheart

Patriot

 

Commedy:

Old School

The Hangover

 

[joeybari]

He's laughing at 'ya. Thats the way the gook laughs. I bet you're crying your little heart out aint 'ya? About Sandy and Sal and Manny.

 

"You ever see a head come upart like that?"

LOL

 

[azgutpile]

Blazing Saddles

 

Here is the soundboard

 

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/movi...-soundboard.htm

[joeybari]

one of my fav sayings in a movie

You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder