CouesWhitetail Report post Posted April 14, 2010 A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.' The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut. The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.' ---- his father replied, 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapshot Report post Posted April 14, 2010 Thats funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
izquik72 Report post Posted April 15, 2010 HA HA very nice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tjhunt2 Report post Posted April 16, 2010 Peg liked that one Amanda. TJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ajohunter Report post Posted April 16, 2010 That was a good one!...LOL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rembrant Report post Posted April 16, 2010 'nother church joke: An older man and his wife were attending a church service when the woman slid the man a hand written note that read, "I just had a silent fart escape me. I am so embarrased, what should I do?" The husband wrote her back, "You should check the batteries in your hearing aid!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coues Archer Report post Posted April 17, 2010 Thats a good one.. Nice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
