Vasectomy

[GameHauler]

HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

 

After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

 

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children..

 

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

 

'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

 

The hillbilly said to the doctor,

 

'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me..'

 

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

 

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

 

'1'

 

'2'

 

'3'

 

'4'

 

'5'

 

( you'll love this..)

 

At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

 

This procedure works in Tennessee, Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia, and West Virginia.

And Washington DC.

 

WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD, WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING!

 

[Non-Typical Solutions]

OK, I won't stop laughin, promise..........

[ajohunter]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! Good one!.......

[Snapshot]

Thats darn tootin funny right there!

[elkhunter]

Bob went to see his doctor and said "Doctor I am interested in getting castrated"

 

The doctor looked shocked and asked the man if he had spoken to his wife about it, Bob said "my wife and I agreed that this is what we want to do and we waited quite some time for this"

 

The doctor said "okay, your surgery will be in 2 days"

 

3 days later Bob was limping down the hallway to get a bottle of orange juice and he noticed another man limping too, Bob asked the other man why he was limping,

 

The man replied "I got circumsized, my wife and I been wanting this for a long time"

 

Bob looked startled and in his head he was thinking "OH S#$%, THAT"S THE WORD!!"

[Snapshot]

[ROBERT RIVERA]

thats good stuff right there

[CouesWhitetail]

Good ones!

 

Amanda

 

[az4life]

.....So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.. LMAO

 

'Trust me,' said the doctor. RUN DUDE!

 

This procedure works in Tennessee, Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , Georgia, and West Virginia. And Washington DC. Not too sure about DC. You know all them horror movies where the bad guy comes back 3 times before you can kill em..

 

[DesertBull]

How do you tell if a politician is taking Viagra?

 

He gets taller.