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yeah, i'm a redneck. so what? but now i got actual documentation. i mean i done a lotta stuff that proves it. but this is just too cool. got a new cabelas catalog in the mail. this ain't just any ol' cabelas catalog. this is a hardbound, fancy sucker with tabs for the differnt sections an' everthing. it even come with a little suitable for framin' diploma lookin' deal that says that i'm a most prefered customer. "if you get a hardbound cabelas catalog with a diploma deal sayin' you're a most prefered customer, there ain't no doubt about it, you are a redneck". so go ahead, be jealous. an' while yer lookin' at yer junky paper covered catalog that you got from a friend, remember, i got the good one. Lark.

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Well Lark I guess I have officaily been named one also because I just got my hardback a few days ago....I thought it was special and now I know for sure!

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Heck I better check my neck, I've got 3, yes 3, hard cover Cabelas catalogs over the past three years including the latest one last week. I aint bragging, just broke!

Mike

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aw man, now this makes me feel good knowin' that i'm surrounded in redneckedness. what i wanna know is why in the heck does cabelas have wimmin's shoes? wimmin.....shoes.....i don't get it. wimmings place is in the kitchen, cleanin' and cookin' the days catch. Lark.

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Hardbound Cabelas? Purely a marketing ploy! :)

It keeps the Rednecks using the BA$$ Pro catalog in the outhouse. :D

Them thar Cabelas fellers are purdy Smart. :D

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Yeah, I would say you all are keeping them in business. :D I still get the little ones, but only spend about $50 a year from them, and since Sportsman's Warehouse opened I think it has become even less. :rolleyes:

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C'mon Lark those folks know that you arn'nt gettin any younger and that there tabbed book helps the seniors into their wallet a little easier. Has AARP contacted you yet? Take care and good luck! yuck, yuck, chuckle!!

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Strange but this "redneck" thread. is showing up directly above the "free Elk Pee" thread. Now that is redneck!

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they are getting us hooked so when they open in glendale all of us red necks will be ready. maybe I'll bring my hard copy with me so I to can feel importent. mike

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